Editorials 0 Editorial: Farewell Tours Are Bullsh*t June 3rd, 2015 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Has there ever been a farewell tour that wasn’t a marketing ploy?
Editorials 0 Branding Has Become TOO Important May 28th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Bands’ insistence on holding onto their names despite the loss of major players has gotten out of control.
Editorials 0 What Other Legacy Bands Can Learn from KISS May 21st, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Or, “The Smartest Thing Paul Stanley Has Ever Said.”
Barbarous Book Club 0 Here’s the Cover for Randy Blythe’s Memoir April 10th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg The heavy metal water cooler book of the year.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Metal Lyrics Re-Adjusted for Senior Citizens March 17th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Because you can’t be the youth gone wild forever…
Barbarous Book Club 0 Behemoth Biography Available For Preorder January 28th, 2015 at 5:00pm MetalSucks AND it’s official.
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week January 23rd, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Machine Head, System of a Down, Amon Amarth, and more.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Fifty Metal Predictions for 2015 January 5th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Look into our crystal ball…
Metal Metsieh 0 Amazon Has More Than 3,000 Metal and Hard Rock Albums on Sale for Just Five Bucks! December 26th, 2014 at 3:48pm Axl Rosenberg New shit! Medium-age shit! Old shit! ALL CHEAP!!!
Cinemetal 0 Puppetized Audrey Horne Returns in New Video for “Holy Roller” December 10th, 2014 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein No Johan Hegg or Mrs. Johan Hegg this time, tho.
Metal in the Media 0 Deceiver of the Dads: Nicolas Cage’s Sequel (Wes Cage) Wants to Show Him Amon Amarth November 21st, 2014 at 11:30am MetalSucks “Because we both have a love for Viking mythology and anything Norse,” says Cage the Younger.
Cinemetal 0 They’re Making a Guns N’ Roses Movie November 17th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Is there any hope of it being good?
What the...?? 0 Schadenfreude-iest Video Ever of the Day: Horrible Local Band Employs Dancing Stage Girls October 29th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Define “putting the cart before the horse.”
...And F*ck You Too 0 Not to Be Outdone by Slipknot, Other Metal Bands Announce Fragrance Lines September 30th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Slipknot have always been trend setters, and these bands want in on the action!
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Full Album Premiere: Audrey Horne, Pure Heavy September 25th, 2014 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Enslaved’s Ice Dale and a motley cast of Norwegians bring dad rock of the highest order that everyone (and their dads!) can get into.
Overground 0 In Defense of Nu-Metal September 23rd, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Our new columnist takes Axl and Vince to task for their ongoing treatment of metal’s most maligned subgenre.
Cinemetal 0 Amon Amarth’s Johan Hegg and His Wife Star in the New Audrey Horne Video September 19th, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Band features Enslaved’s Ice Dale, video features puppets.
\m/ 0 Fun Time Waster: Take This Quiz, Find Out Which 80s Metal Band You Should Be In September 10th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg I got Motörhead! Which doesn’t even make sense!!!
New Stuff 0 Black Veil Brides: Still Garbage September 8th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Have I mentioned fuck this band?
...And F*ck You Too 0 Psycho Analysis: Diagnose Yourself Based on Your Favorite Band September 3rd, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Like the DSM, only metal!
