Metal Metsieh 0 Amazon Has More Than 3,000 Metal and Hard Rock Albums on Sale for Just Five Bucks! December 26th, 2014 at 3:48pm Axl Rosenberg New shit! Medium-age shit! Old shit! ALL CHEAP!!!
Cinemetal 0 Puppetized Audrey Horne Returns in New Video for “Holy Roller” December 10th, 2014 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein No Johan Hegg or Mrs. Johan Hegg this time, tho.
Metal in the Media 0 Deceiver of the Dads: Nicolas Cage’s Sequel (Wes Cage) Wants to Show Him Amon Amarth November 21st, 2014 at 11:30am MetalSucks “Because we both have a love for Viking mythology and anything Norse,” says Cage the Younger.
Cinemetal 0 They’re Making a Guns N’ Roses Movie November 17th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Is there any hope of it being good?
What the...?? 0 Schadenfreude-iest Video Ever of the Day: Horrible Local Band Employs Dancing Stage Girls October 29th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Define “putting the cart before the horse.”
...And F*ck You Too 0 Not to Be Outdone by Slipknot, Other Metal Bands Announce Fragrance Lines September 30th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Slipknot have always been trend setters, and these bands want in on the action!
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Full Album Premiere: Audrey Horne, Pure Heavy September 25th, 2014 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Enslaved’s Ice Dale and a motley cast of Norwegians bring dad rock of the highest order that everyone (and their dads!) can get into.
Overground 0 In Defense of Nu-Metal September 23rd, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Our new columnist takes Axl and Vince to task for their ongoing treatment of metal’s most maligned subgenre.
Cinemetal 0 Amon Amarth’s Johan Hegg and His Wife Star in the New Audrey Horne Video September 19th, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Band features Enslaved’s Ice Dale, video features puppets.
\m/ 0 Fun Time Waster: Take This Quiz, Find Out Which 80s Metal Band You Should Be In September 10th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg I got Motörhead! Which doesn’t even make sense!!!
New Stuff 0 Black Veil Brides: Still Garbage September 8th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Have I mentioned fuck this band?
...And F*ck You Too 0 Psycho Analysis: Diagnose Yourself Based on Your Favorite Band September 3rd, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Like the DSM, only metal!
Retrospective 0 Metallica’s Ride the Lightning, The 30th Anniversary: “Fade to Black” July 30th, 2014 at 1:00pm Corey Mitchell Corey blames Metallica for his choice of career, and it all started with “Fade To Black.”
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 Mark Slaughter’s Solo Album is Already the Best Hair Metal Album of Whatever Year it Comes Out July 24th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Because it’s being produced by Michael Wagener.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 MOTIONLESS IN WHITE have a new song and it sounds like 18 VISIONS in 2005 July 21st, 2014 at 5:00pm Sergeant D MiW’s new single might as well be a long-lost B-side from the 18V self-titled sessions.
Greatest Hits 0 Heavy Metal Drinking Games July 17th, 2014 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Do not read this if your name is Matt Pike.
What the...?? 0 Tom Araya Once Tried to Film Kerry King Having Sex July 17th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg “You’re not the boss of me, Tom. You’re not the king of Kerry. I’m the boss of me. I’m the king of me. I’m Kerry King. I’m the star. It’s my big dick and I say when we roll!”
Rampant Rumors 0 Are The Acacia Strain and Emmure Gonna Tour Together? July 15th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Give them any chance, they’ll take it, give them any rule, they’ll break it. They’re gonna make their dreams come true… Doin’ it their way!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Had No More Faith July 11th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Faith No More, Babymetal, System of a Down, Dethklok, and more.
Metal Tech 0 Digital Downloads Have Come a Long Way Since 1994 July 10th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Twenty years ago, it took Aerosmith fans more than an hour to download a three minute song.