New Stuff 160 IF THESE TREES COULD TALK I’D HOPE THEY WOULD SOUND THIS AWESOME May 21st, 2009 at 10:20am Vince Neilstein Meet If These Trees Could Talk, an instrumental band from […]
Interviews 40 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH PROSTHETIC RECORDS’ BRUISERS UNHOLY May 19th, 2009 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Shortly after their new-asshole-rippingly good set at the 2nd stage […]
Reviews 90 WYLLT: BLACK MATH HORSEMAN’S DECEPTIVELY STRONG DEBUT May 7th, 2009 at 10:45am Sammy O'Hagar A close read of Black Math Horseman’s name will ultimately […]
Reviews 100 BELIEVER TEST YOUR FAITH WITH GABRIEL May 1st, 2009 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Now it seems to me that Believer have done it […]
The Hard R 900 THE HARD R: DALLAS COYLE ON THE SUSAN BOYLE PHENOMENON April 27th, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Let’s be honest everyone: Susan Boyle ain’t very pretty! I’m […]
Editorials 1130 GREG PUCIATO VS. PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA, ROUND 1 April 21st, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Wowza. Greg Puciato posted this Sunday on his MySpace blog […]
Interviews 120 EXLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH DAATH’S EYAL LEVI April 8th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg The first time we spoke to Dååth guitarist Eyal Levi, […]
New Stuff 100 I LIKE THE NEW ZAO SONG. WAIT… I LIKE THE NEW ZAO SONG? March 31st, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Just as Vince was surprised to find himself enjoying Isis […]
Worst Week Ever 130 IN WHICH WE CLARIFIED THE GEOGRAPHICAL ORIGIN OF PANDAS March 27th, 2009 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve been trying to download the new Marilyn Manson mp3, […]
Interviews 70 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH ROSS THE BOSS OF MANOWAR AND THE DICTATORS March 9th, 2009 at 11:00am Sammy O'Hagar As a guitarist, Ross “Ross the Boss” Funicello has had […]
Interviews 70 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH NEW ENGLAND METAL AND HARDCORE FESTIVAL FOUNDER SCOTT LEE March 4th, 2009 at 3:15pm MetalSucks On April 17 and 18, America’s premiere metal fest, the […]
Cinemetal 20 DARKANE & ABEL February 17th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Since a) we rocked out to Darkane on Sunday night […]
Reviews 110 MASSACHUSETTS: STILL WICKED BRUTAL January 30th, 2009 at 12:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Despite our roots in melodic metalcore (we would like to […]
Reviews 180 GIANT SQUID’S THE ICHTHYOLOGIST: MMMM… METAL CALAMARI January 29th, 2009 at 2:00pm Satan Rosenbloom Blame it on the rigors of moving home cities yet […]
Br00tal-lists 120 SAMMY O’HAGAR’S TOP TEN ALBUMS OF 2008 December 15th, 2008 at 2:00pm Sammy O'Hagar The year in metal had plenty of bad and good […]
Br00tal-lists 120 DAVID BEE ROTH’S TOP TEN ALBUMS OF 2008 December 15th, 2008 at 1:00pm MetalSucks 1. Nachtmystium – Assassins: Black Meddle Part 1 This was […]
Br00tal-lists 140 COREY MITCHELL’S TOP TEN ALBUMS OF 2008 December 15th, 2008 at 12:00pm Corey Mitchell In many ways, 2008 will be seen as The Year […]
Reviews 120 CULT OF LUNA’S ETERNAL KINGDOM IS EXPANSIVE AND EMOTIONAL November 24th, 2008 at 1:04pm Sammy O'Hagar It’s hard to apply the word “beautiful” to metal without […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 120 BROTHER, CAN YOU SPARE $12,000,000? November 6th, 2008 at 11:02am Gary Suarez President-elect Barack Obama (FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!) has some tough challenges […]
Editorials 70 GOD FORBID ANNOUNCE NEW ALBUM TITLE October 24th, 2008 at 3:03pm Axl Rosenberg God Forbid’s new album, which has a tentative release date […]
