This Sucks 910 NERGAL ISN’T THE ONLY ONE IN THE DARSKI HOUSEHOLD WHO LOVES BLASPHEMY May 10th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe Bible-bashing is sexually transmitted. Offending someone’s religious beliefs is […]
Readers' Choice 320 IMMERSED IN BR00TAL DM May 5th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Canadian MetalSucks Maniac Matt Poulter e-mailed us in the wee […]
Levi/Werstler Sucks 460 GREAT MUSICIANS THAT COULD GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR DEFINITION OF GENRE (AND ARE MORE SUCCESSFUL FOR IT) April 20th, 2010 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Musicians are strange creatures. Their work hours and habits are […]
\m/ 240 HEADBANGING WHILE MAKING FIRE April 9th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks The future Mrs. Skullia just sent this to me. The description […]
I Am The Blawg 130 I AM THE BLAWG: NERGAL, RELIGION, AND THE LAW April 7th, 2010 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Last month, Nergal found himself in a lot of trouble […]
I Am The Blawg 140 I AM THE BLAWG: OZZY & JUDAS PRIEST ON TRIAL, PART TWO – THE FIRST AMENDMENT AND FREE SPEECH March 19th, 2010 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Last week, Ozzy & Judas Priest were on trial for […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE HIT A NEW LOW March 12th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So Vince is now out of town. Again. Luckily, we […]
Reviews 200 ODYSSEY (un)DEAD: THE BREATHING PROCESS’ “FANTASTIC” VOYAGE February 24th, 2010 at 1:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Ask almost anyone in the last ten years, and they’ll […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 270 OMGG: THE RETURN OF THE REVOLVER GOLDEN GODS AWARDS February 19th, 2010 at 10:00am Anso DF When it was announced Wednesday that the second annual Revolver […]
Tour de Force 730 WHO THE F*CK IS PROGRAMMING THIS FESTIVAL? February 12th, 2010 at 2:35pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s the poster for this summer’s Sweden Rock Festival. You […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 4080 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL WANTS YOU TO PARTICIPATE IN AN EXPERIMENT February 1st, 2010 at 4:20pm MetalSucks When I wrote my last blog, I wasn’t expecting a […]
Rampant Rumors 1200 UNINFORMED SPECULATION ON WHO WILL PLAY OZZFEST 2010 February 1st, 2010 at 12:14pm Axl Rosenberg So apparently Ozzfest is coming back this summer, and is […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 570 I WAS MADE FOR LOATHING KISS, BABY January 29th, 2010 at 10:14am Anso DF I don’t want to jinx it, but lately it seems […]
Readers' Choice 160 ANOTHER EXCELLENT UNSIGNED BAND: DIAMOND PLATE January 28th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The reader known as “culturevulture” e-mailed us to tell us […]
Cinemetal 540 WANNA SEE NERGAL’S FIANCEE’S HOT NEW MUSIC VIDEO? January 11th, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein I gotta hand it to Behemoth front-growler/guitarist Nergal… for a […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 490 BREAKING INTO DECIBEL: THE TOP 100 METAL ALBUMS OF THE DECADE +10 January 5th, 2010 at 12:00pm Anso DF What you are about to read, dear MetalSucks Maniac, is […]
The Webernets 1520 SERGEANT D. THINKS THAT CONVERGE IS SOMETHING AWFUL January 5th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg I was a little baffled by the sheer number of […]
The Hard R 1570 THE HARD R: DALLAS COYLE’S NON TOP 20 December 22nd, 2009 at 11:22am MetalSucks I’ve lost interest in metal. Playing it that is. I […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 90 NOT A SANCTUARY REUNION, BUT WE’LL TAKE IT December 18th, 2009 at 2:00pm Anso DF Nevermore’s last record came out in 2005, but since then […]
Br00tal-lists 1170 VINCE NEILSTEIN’S TOP TWENTY METAL ALBUMS OF 2009 December 17th, 2009 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein In the weeks prior to — and even during — […]
