Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win a Grab Bag of Metal Goodies! December 6th, 2016 at 4:34pm Axl Rosenberg What the heck does that say?!?!
Pummeling Politics 0 Metal Band Axeslasher Implicated in #Pizzagate Scandal December 1st, 2016 at 10:53am Vince Neilstein THEIR LYRICS ARE SATATIC, THEY LOVE PIZZA AND THEY MOLEST CHILDREN!!!! DEEERRRRRRRRPPPPP
Cinemetal 0 Watch Some of Chris Holmes’ Ridiculous New Reality Show, Holmes Sweet Holmes November 29th, 2016 at 12:13pm Axl Rosenberg “Holmes Sweet Holmes is just what we call Life, Love and Laughs,” says a ridiculous press release.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: November 18, 2016 November 18th, 2016 at 4:08am Anso DF Listen to this week’s heavy new releases from Lamb Of God, Metallica, De La Tierra, Devilment, Ion Dissonance, EYE, and tonsss more
Studio Stuff 0 Metallica’s Hardwired: Kirk Hammett Wanted to Write More, Rob Trujillo Calls the Album “Lars’ Vision” November 15th, 2016 at 12:10pm Axl Rosenberg Does this mean no lyrics as mind-blowing as “My lifestyle determines my death style”?!?
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: November 11, 2016 November 11th, 2016 at 8:53am Anso DF Life goes on, 50+ heavy new releases from In Flames, Animals As Leaders, Downfall Of Gaia, Ruinous, Six-Score, Ravencult, Gateway To Self-Destruction, Enslaved, Face Of Oblivion, The Freeks, and more.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Ted Nugent is Very Happy and “Teary-Eyed” about Donald Trump’s Victory November 10th, 2016 at 10:29am Vince Neilstein “America still has a soul.”
Pummeling Politics 0 Las Vegas Oddsmakers Give Dave Mustaine 200-to-1 Odds at Presidency in 2020 Over Trump November 9th, 2016 at 2:21pm Vince Neilstein His probability of being elected places in between Rick Perry and Kanye West, and just ahead of Ken Bone and Ric Flair.
Metal Mitzvah 0 Asking Alexandria Guitarist Pays Back Fan Who Got Stiffed by Former Vocalist Denis Stoff November 8th, 2016 at 1:28pm Axl Rosenberg Or, “Asking Alexandria… For My Money Back.”
This Sucks 0 Did Dawnbringer Just Announce They’re Breaking Up? November 7th, 2016 at 3:16pm Vince Neilstein They’ll be re-releasing their early 2016 EP in more formats and territories.
Metal Tech 0 Allegaeon Seek Financial Aid from Fans: “Calling it Quits is the Last Thing We Want to Do” November 2nd, 2016 at 1:47pm Axl Rosenberg Help them keep on keepin’ on with a donation as small as $1 per month.
The 25 Most Important People in Metal 0 The 25 Most Important People in Metal, #24: Robb Flynn November 2nd, 2016 at 1:04pm Vince Neilstein Fearless, determined, gritty, honest and prepared to deal with the consequences of his actions no matter what.
Munsters Mash 0 Metalloween Pt. 2: The Voodoo Playlist October 27th, 2016 at 9:43am Emperor Rhombus Thirteen sonic offerings to the loa.
\m/ 0 True Story: A Couple on Their Engagement Photo Shoot Stumbled Upon a Black Metal Band in the Woods October 24th, 2016 at 9:26am Vince Neilstein The nuptials of John Awesome (yes, really) and Nydia Hernandez just got WAY more grim.
Editorials 0 Editorial: The Pantera Reunion Won’t Happen Because Dimebag Was the One Who Would’ve Spearheaded It October 6th, 2016 at 10:07am Emperor Rhombus The band died when he did.
Editorials 0 Tim “Ripper” Owens Says Donald Trump “Might be the Ass that America Needs” October 3rd, 2016 at 4:14pm Axl Rosenberg Sure, and Tim “Ripper” Owens might be some people’s favorite Judas Priest singer.
Poll 0 Poll: Is Halloween Metal? October 3rd, 2016 at 12:34pm Emperor Rhombus A celebration of darkness or the annual amateur hour?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ghost are “Very Far” into the Writing for Their Next Album September 30th, 2016 at 9:41am Vince Neilstein Also: the band knocks “anal, puritan metal people” for expecting the obvious.
Metal Legacies 0 Marilyn Manson to Remind the World How Cool He Was in 1996 September 27th, 2016 at 12:06pm Axl Rosenberg Anniversary edition of Antichrist Superstar coming, will apparently contain the scariest video since the one in The Ring.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 John Carpenter Calls Rob Zombie a “Piece of Shit” September 26th, 2016 at 11:27am Axl Rosenberg And he thought Zombie’s version of Halloween sucked, too.
