Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: March 24, 2017 March 24th, 2017 at 2:04pm Phil Boozeman Listen to this week’s heavy new releases including Northlane, Me And That Man, Pallbearer, Cut Up, Steel Panther and tons more!
Guest Columns 0 Music Theory For Metalheads Who Hate Theory March 15th, 2017 at 11:10am MetalSucks “I don’t need music theory, bro! That’ll just cockblock my creativity!”
Worst Week Ever 0 Wes Scantlin is Still a Mess, ICP Fans Sentenced for Pinky Amputation, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week March 10th, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Includes At the Gates, Slipknot, and more.
New Stuff 0 Here’s a New Demon Hunter Song, “Half as Dead” March 10th, 2017 at 11:55am Axl Rosenberg Half as dead, wholly less awake.
Music Premieres 0 Track Premiere: Beast Modulus Open Up This Pit with a “Skeleton Key” March 9th, 2017 at 2:41pm Emperor Rhombus Fans of Rwake, Scarlet, and Lamb of God, get in here.
Contests 0 Darkest Hour Lyric Interpretation Contest Winner Announced! March 9th, 2017 at 10:51am MetalSucks These misheard lyrics will make you laugh a lot.
Sponsored 0 Over 1700 Metal CDs on Sale for as Low as $3.99 for March is Metal Month! March 3rd, 2017 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Albums by Slipknot, Mastodon, Killswitch Engage, Opeth, Meshuggah, Pantera, Iron Maiden and many, many more!
This Sucks 0 The Dillinger Escape Plan Release Lengthy Statement Regarding Bus Crash, Launch GoFundMe Page February 13th, 2017 at 5:21pm Axl Rosenberg Help the band cover the costs of their tour cancellation, loss of equipment, and medical bills.
Reviews 0 Album Review: Immolation’s Atonement Rips February 8th, 2017 at 10:30am MetalSucks Kings of New York.
Pummeling Politics 0 Iraqi Metal Band Acrassicauda on Trump’s Muslim Ban: “It’s somebody with the mentality of a 5-year-old bully.” February 1st, 2017 at 9:56am Vince Neilstein “Are we being punked in here? Where’s the cameras? It’s ridiculous.”
Podcasts 0 Tool’s Maynard James Keenan Speaks on Trump, Tool, the State of Humanity, Meeting Fans and More January 30th, 2017 at 5:02pm Vince Neilstein On what is next for Tool, A Perfect Circle: “Lots… For some I see a plan and for others, I just see roadblocks. I can’t say [which one has the roadblocks]. Respect.”
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: January 20, 2017 January 20th, 2017 at 9:55am Anso DF Listen to all of this week’s heavy new releases from Aversions Crown, Firewind, Endalok, and 40 more!
Poetry In Motion 0 I Wrote The Unforgiven II in a dream. January 14th, 2017 at 8:21am MetalSucks “If you can understand the me, then I can understand the you”
Readers' Choice 0 An Evening at Ryan’s Steakhouse Is Also No Small Affair January 14th, 2017 at 8:10am MetalSucks “Now, back to the vomit…”
Black Collar Workers 0 My First Metallica Show January 14th, 2017 at 8:06am MetalSucks “Me and my Bro’s don’t even head in until the 3rd song.”
This Sucks 0 My Russian Mother Disowned Me. January 14th, 2017 at 8:02am MetalSucks “I AM CUM FROM SEX”
New Stuff 0 You Will Probably Want to Listen to Darkest Hour’s “Timeless Numbers” a Number of Times January 6th, 2017 at 11:52am Axl Rosenberg ‘Cause it’s fucking awesome.
Into the Boards 0 Into the Boards: Outdoor Hockey and Our All-Star Game Selections! December 29th, 2016 at 1:31pm Vincent Romanelli We discuss the upcoming Winter (Centennial?) Classic and the All-Star Game.
Unsigned and Unholy 0 Unsigned and Unholy: Dawn on Sedna, Moving Structures, Septa December 13th, 2016 at 10:18am Vince Neilstein For this edition of Unsigned and Unholy we dig deep to find bands from Italy, Ukraine and… Los Angeles.
Br00tal-lists 0 Max’s Top Fifteen (Mostly Not) Metal Albums of 2016 December 7th, 2016 at 12:52pm Maximus Featuring The Dillinger Escape Plan, Gorguts, Trap Them, Kvelertak, and more.