Upcoming Bullsh*t 490 CYNIC WILL RELEASE A NEW EP IN NOVEMBER! September 6th, 2011 at 1:34pm Vince Neilstein Talk about great timing — Cynic, who are scheduled to […]
What the...?? 970 JACK WHITE LICKS THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE’S ASS September 1st, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Well, I feel vindicated. See, I’ve been telling friends that […]
Editorials 450 CH-CH-CH-CHANGES: WHY BANDS YOU LIKE START SUCKING (PART 1 OF 6: QUALITY OF LIFE) August 29th, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks How could they—how could they do this?! And to you […]
Contests 150 SUMMER SLAUGHTER GUITAR GIVEAWAY CONTEST WINNERS ANNOUNCED August 29th, 2011 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Earlier this month, as part of our sponsorship of this […]
This Sucks 280 R.I.P. SEBASTIAN BACH’S NEW JERSEY HOME (1990-2011) August 29th, 2011 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein We make fun of Sebastian Bach a lot here on […]
Cinemetal 120 TERROR IS F*CKING CAUGHT August 24th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Terror’s new video, for “You’re Caught,” isn’t, like, the greatest […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A SHADOWSIDE CD/T-SHIRT PACKAGE! August 23rd, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Mazel tov to readers Kevin Castaneda and Lucy Martin. They correctly […]
Interviews 570 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: TESSERACT’S AMOS WILLIAMS ON THE BAND’S RECENT VOCALIST SWAP August 23rd, 2011 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein (TesseracT 2k11! Official photo with new vocalist Elliot Coleman.) Yesterday […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 550 METALLICA + LOU REED ALBUM INSPIRED BY BELOVED 1930S COMIC STRIP LITTLE LULU August 22nd, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Metallica and Lou Reed have announced a November 1 release […]
Everyone's Replaceable 320 RHAPSODY OF FIRE ARE NOW THE L.A. GUNS OF POWER METAL August 17th, 2011 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Look up “bad business” in the dictionary and you’ll find […]
Everyone's Replaceable 1620 A**HOLES IN DESIGN THE SKYLINE KICK OUT THEIR BASSIST B/C HE IS 16 WTF August 17th, 2011 at 10:30am Sergeant D BREAKING NEWS: Victory Records sensations DESIGN THE SKYLINE have parted […]
\m/ 360 SCIENCE FINALLY ASKS THE QUESTION: “WHAT IS THE MEANING OF METAL?” August 16th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg A 100% accurate portrayal of the research discussed in this […]
Cinemetal 70 EVER FANTASIZE ABOUT KILLING YOUR BOSS? SO DO XERATH. August 16th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Ever since Anso DF raved about Xerath when he took […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 170 31 DAYS OF FAITH NO MORE: “MALPRACTICE” August 14th, 2011 at 10:00am Anso DF Spurred by a lazy crossword clue in The Onion (36 down, four […]
What the...?? 620 HOWARD JONES HAS SOLO ALBUMS? August 11th, 2011 at 11:30am MetalSucks What the fuck? Look at this press release Axl just […]
The Webernets 360 JERRY GARCIA: STILL DEAD August 9th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Jerry Garcia during a recent live performance. Jerry Garcia died […]
Haterade 530 THE PLOT IN YOU ARE REALLY, REALLY UPSET THAT THEIR GIRLFRIEND IS KNOCKED UP August 5th, 2011 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg Over the years, metal bands have confronted a variety of […]
Black Collar Workers 180 MORE METAL RECORD LABELS JUMP ON THE BANDCAMP BANDWAGON August 5th, 2011 at 2:40pm Vince Neilstein Cosmo at Invisible Oranges has been keeping tabs on which […]
Cinemetal 20 AFTER THE BURIAL BLITZ August 4th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s a good day to be an After the Burial […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 20 OXBOW FRONTMAN JOINS BLACK FLAG (SORTA) August 4th, 2011 at 10:00am Gary Suarez Black Flag will never reunite in any form that even […]