Everyone's Replaceable 470 DRUMMER MIKE KAABE SPLITS WITH EMMURE ON 100% COMPLETELY AMICABLE TERMS October 11th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg No, I’m totally kidding, he was apparently fired from the […]
Editorials 950 GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE: THE TIMES, THEY ARE A CHANGIN’ October 5th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks There seems to be a firestorm in the metal world […]
Editorials 990 THE DEATH OF THE ALBUM INTRO TRACK October 4th, 2011 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein I can’t be the only one who feels like album […]
...And F*ck You Too 420 Lars Ulrich’s Mouth Is Still Writing Checks His Music Can’t Cash October 3rd, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t know why anyone would trust anything Metallica has […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 220 GOJIRA NON-UPDATE UPDATE October 3rd, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Ten days now from now will mark the third anniversary […]
What the...?? 200 POLISH POLITICIANS REALLY KNOW HOW TO RUN A CAMPAIGN September 29th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I know less than nothing about Polish politics, so I […]
New Stuff 350 NEW MUSIC AND RECORDING ROUND-UP: BLACK TUSK, GOD FORBID, SWALLOW THE SUN AND WHITECHAPEL September 29th, 2011 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Lots of new metal is out or is about to […]
Necrolust 1040 TORI AMOS CHALLENGES METAL BANDS TO AN EMOTIONS-OFF… OR SOMETHING (AND WHY IT’S F*CKED UP) September 26th, 2011 at 12:30pm MetalSucks A headline like “Tori Amos Issues Challenge to Metal Bands” […]
Interviews 460 AN INTERVIEW WITH THE MAN HIMSELF, BOB LEFSETZ. EVERY BAND/MUSICIAN MUST READ THIS NOW! September 23rd, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Ok. Where do I begin… Chances are there’s quite a […]
Br00tal-lists 250 TEN UNDERRATED HAIR METAL BANDS OF THE 80s AND 90s, AND THEIR BEST SONGS FOR STRIPPING September 22nd, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Two weeks I wrote about how Ratt’s “Dance” is an […]
Contests 50 CONTEST: PHOTOSHOP THE LEGENDARY RICHARD CHRISTY, WIN A TON OF COOL SWAG FROM CHARRED WALLS OF THE DAMNED! September 22nd, 2011 at 1:00pm MetalSucks As we’ve said multiple times in the past few weeks, Cold […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 170 FAITH NO MORE TO BE JOINED BY TREY SPRUANCE FOR COMPLETE KING FOR A DAY IN CHILE September 22nd, 2011 at 10:30am Anso DF I’m not saying that MetalSucks’ boner-bursting August series 31 Days […]
Tour de Force 40 F*CK YES: ARMORED SAINT ANNOUNCE THREE EAST COAST SHOWS September 21st, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Last year, Armored Saint reunited to release an incredibly awesome […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 160 MASTODILLINGER’S MARS ADDICTION MOVING FORWARD September 19th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Speaking of supergroups that might actually be super… Back in […]
Black Collar Workers 640 WHEN THE RECORD INDUSTRY FALTERS, TURN TO DRUG DEALING September 16th, 2011 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein There are a number of ways record labels are attempting […]
Editorials 550 GOD GOT DAVE MUSTAINE TO YANKEE STADIUM, BUT CAN’T HEAL HIS NECK September 16th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg During our Big 4 Live Snark on Wednesday, we reported […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2040 ARE YOU AN INTERNET METAL NERD? I’M HERE TO HELP! September 12th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D If you’ve ever told someone that BETWEEN THE BURIED AND […]
Editorials 480 CH-CH-CH-CHANGES: WHY BANDS YOU LIKE START SUCKING (PART 2 OF 6: YOU THINK YOU’RE PIMPSAUCE / JEFF FOXWORTHY) September 9th, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks There comes a time in the life of any moderately […]
Cinemetal 310 WAYNE STATIC ASSASSINATES YOUTH, MY APPETITE September 8th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Yesterday, Noisecreep debuted Wayne Static’s new video, “Assassins of Youth.” And […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 110 STEEL PANTHER: CROSSFIRING! TRACK LISTING! SHOW-STEALING! NEW RELEASE DATE! September 7th, 2011 at 3:00pm Anso DF If the memory of a Steel Panther super-fan’s Labor Day […]