Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Upcoming Bullsh*t About Which You Should Know: The Haunted, Electric Wizard, and Iron Reagan Announce New Albums July 1st, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Schwing!
Viral Vomit 0 Best Nu-Metal Revival Video Ever of the Day: FUNGONEWRONG, “Cry Me a River” July 1st, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Either terribly, terribly bad or some wizard-level trolling.
Reunion Mania 0 The Reunion You’ve All Been Anxiously Awaiting: Atreyu!! July 1st, 2014 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein TIME TO GET ANGRY! Or not.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: United Nations Takes on the United Nations in “United Nations Vs. United Nations” July 1st, 2014 at 12:00pm MetalSucks This song could, like, unite nations.
Studio Stuff 0 This is What the Drums’re Gonna Sound Like on At the Gates’ At War with Reality June 30th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg More sort-of-but-not-really new music!!!
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: “Four Good Reasons” by Red Fang/Kunz Team-Up, Red Kunz! June 30th, 2014 at 1:20pm MetalSucks There are WAY more than four good reasons to check this shit out.
What the...?? 0 Death Metal Band Unfathomable Ruination to Perform in Soundproof, Airtight Cube June 30th, 2014 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Meaning no one will be able to hear them, and they can only play ’til they run out of oxygen.
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0 Sunday To Get Buried Alive June 29th, 2014 at 1:42pm Kip Wingerschmidt How would you like to die today?
Tour de Force 0 Suffocation/Kataklysm Co-Headlining Tour Could Leave You With Jungle Rot, Pyrexia, and Internal Bleeding June 27th, 2014 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg Or maybe — MAYBE — those are just the names of the support bands.
Cinemetal 0 Accept’s Video for “Stampede” is Mountainous June 27th, 2014 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Literally.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 F*ck Waiting Around to Die, The New Darkest Hour Album Has a Release Date NOW June 27th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg YES!!!
Power Metal Party 0 Gloryhammer Fear That Unicorns May Enact a Coup in Scotland June 26th, 2014 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg This song seriously features a reference to “an army of undead unicorns.”
Tour de Force 0 Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats To Tour North America for the First Time June 26th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Acid across America, yo.
...And F*ck You Too 0 This is the Funniest Thing You Will Read All Week June 26th, 2014 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Reviews 0 Mastodon Get Increasingly Radio-Friendly AND Psychedelic While Traveling Once More ‘Round The Sun June 25th, 2014 at 2:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt Not quite the aggressive prog we once considered standard from this band, but still a worthy contribution to the new era of Mastodon…
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three Mystery CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! June 24th, 2014 at 4:20pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t even believe this logo says what the band claims it says.
Lick My Label 0 Good Fight Leaves Old Wounds Acting Up June 24th, 2014 at 3:45pm Axl Rosenberg NYC Sucks alum sign with… well, guess, dummy.
\m/ 0 North Carolina Venue Forced to Temporarily Close After Young and in the Way Spray Audience with Blood June 24th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Take THAT, Watain!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: June 24, 2014 June 24th, 2014 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund Marvel at this week’s 52 (!) new releases and at a whole bunch of awesome cover art!
Tour de Force 0 Slayer Announce (Another) Tour with Suicidal Tendencies and Exodus June 23rd, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg It’s like déjà vu all over again.