New Stuff 30 A NEW MELECHESH SONG WITH NO VOCALS IS BETTER THAN NO NEW MELECHESH SONG AT ALL January 27th, 2010 at 12:01pm Axl Rosenberg Holy crap, has it really been three years (almost to […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 260 WELL THIS IS AWKWARD January 26th, 2010 at 1:00pm Anso DF When you’re a fickle, pouting drama queen, you’re going to […]
...And F*ck You Too 560 NOT SO POLITELY CONTESTING A CLAIM BY LINKIN PARK’S MIKE SHINODA January 25th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Mike Shitnoda, the ugly Backstreet Boy wannabe who raps for […]
Rampant Rumors 340 ONLY MEMBER OF SYSTEM OF A DOWN WITH SUCCESSFUL POST-SOAD CAREER SHOOTS DOWN REUNION RUMORS January 25th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Earlier this month, System of a Down bassist Shavo Odajian […]
Editorials 90 YES, IT’S TRUE (ALLEGEDLY). SCORPIONS ARE REALLY BREAKING UP (SUPPOSEDLY). January 25th, 2010 at 11:09am Axl Rosenberg So many of you e-mailed us about this over the […]
What the...?? 70 STEVEN TYLER THINKS THAT REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS January 22nd, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg This shittiest papparazi photo ever was taken this past Tuesday […]
Tour de Force 150 HYPOCRISY FINALLY FIND A WAY PAST THE F*CKERS IN U.S. IMMIGRATION January 21st, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hypocrisy were s’posed to follow-up the November release of their […]
Editorials 140 THE METALSUCKS-SPONSORED NILE TOUR IS ALSO UNDERWAY! January 21st, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Because Vince is in LA and I had a familial […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 40 I CAN HAS MICHAEL ANTHONY AND RATT COVERING HENDRIX? January 20th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg No, I don’t know why I decided to make a […]
What the...?? 710 DAVE MUSTAINE AND KERRY KING HANG OUT AT T.G.I.FRIDAY’S. WAIT, WHAT?!? January 19th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dave Mustaine posts so many “updates” about what Megadeth is […]
Music Dorkery 140 ASK DEVILDRIVER HOW THAT WORKED OUT FOR THEM January 11th, 2010 at 1:34pm Axl Rosenberg Back in 2007, DevilDriver attempted to get in the Guiness […]
Tour de Force 380 HEEEEEEE’S BAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!! January 11th, 2010 at 10:26am Axl Rosenberg The Super Amazing Orgasm Tour has kicked off, which means […]
Cinemetal 120 RANDOM VIDEO ROUND-UP: NEW CLIPS FROM AVATAR (NOT THAT AVATAR) AND REQUIEM AETERNAM January 8th, 2010 at 3:15pm Axl Rosenberg Hey kids. I saw some videos on Blabbermouth this morning […]
Editorials 180 KEEP OF KALESSIN KEEP BEING AWESOME January 7th, 2010 at 11:19am Vince Neilstein 2008 was something of a banner year for psychedelic black […]
Lick My Label 150 PRESS RELEASE: “F*CKING EVERYBODY STILL SIGNING WITH E1” January 7th, 2010 at 10:50am Axl Rosenberg It was back in December of ’08 that my man […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 490 BREAKING INTO DECIBEL: THE TOP 100 METAL ALBUMS OF THE DECADE +10 January 5th, 2010 at 12:00pm Anso DF What you are about to read, dear MetalSucks Maniac, is […]
What the...?? 320 AXL ROSE SOUNDS SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN DJ ASHBA January 5th, 2010 at 9:00am Axl Rosenberg As one of the only people in the English-speaking world […]
New Stuff 120 SUDDENLY FEELING PESSIMISTIC ABOUT THE NEW HIM ALBUM January 5th, 2010 at 8:30am Axl Rosenberg I like HIM a whole lot, but I didn’t really […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 250 WANNA HEAR THE NEW BLACK LABEL SOCIETY SINGLE? January 4th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Okay so that’s not really it, but who wants to […]
Br00tal-lists 750 WORST SONGS OF THE DECADE? THESE DON’T EVEN COVER IT. January 4th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg So The Village Voice – which, depending on who you […]
