\m/ 110 SEBASTIAN BACH PERFORMED WITH CHILDREN OF BODOM… June 27th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The thing about Sebastian Bach is, he’s a pathetic loser […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 410 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY – THE JUNE 21ST, 2011 EDITION June 21st, 2011 at 10:00am Vic Vaughn Holy shit, this is the biggest release day of the […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 280 ADRENALINE MOB: MIKE PORTNOY’S IFFY NEW BAND June 16th, 2011 at 11:00am Anso DF When I heard about the Dream Theater-shaped hole in the […]
Br00tal-lists 1530 TOO SOON? AXL’S BEST OF 2011… SO FAR June 15th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Earlier today, Invisible Oranges’ Cosmo Lee noted that we’re now […]
Contests 1 FINAL REMINDER: ALL ENTRIES TO THE OBSCURA VAPE CONTEST DUE ONE WEEK FROM TODAY!!! June 10th, 2011 at 2:40pm MetalSucks If you haven’t entered our super-awesome Obscura vape contest yet, […]
Cinemetal Premieres 460 EXCLUSIVE CINEMETAL PREMIERE: CHILDREN OF BODOM’S “ROUNDTRIP TO HELL AND BACK” June 9th, 2011 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Children of Bodom’s video for “Roundtrip to Hell and Back” […]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Guitarists 1370 METALSUCKS READERS NAME BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME’S PAUL WAGGONER AS THE TOP MODERN METAL GUITARIST June 8th, 2011 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Photo by Andrew Lipovsky It will surprise no one to […]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Guitarists 3920 THE REAL #1: DAVID DAVIDSON (REVOCATION) June 6th, 2011 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks recently polled its staff to determine who are The […]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Guitarists 1510 #1: KIRK HAMMETT (METALLICA) June 6th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks recently polled its staff to determine who are The […]
Freeloader 110 FREELOADER: A GREENBERGIAN ANALYSIS OF FOUR ALBUMS BY LONELY DUDES June 6th, 2011 at 3:00pm Satan Rosenbloom Welcome to the latest edition of “Freeloader,” in which we […]
Worst Week Ever 90 IN WHICH WE PLAYED THE WAITING GAME June 3rd, 2011 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg [via Badass] So the three-day weekend kinda threw our schedule […]
Metal Merch 140 PROTEST THE HERO’S TIM MILLAR IS SELLING HIS BEARD ON EBAY June 3rd, 2011 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg And you thought Devin Townsend selling his old spatula on […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 300 AND THE OTHER GUESTS ON THE NEW GOJIRA EP ARE… June 1st, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Everyone whose parents raised them correctly loves Gojira, and so […]
Contests 90 MARYLAND DEATH FEST MVP ANNOUNCED!!! May 26th, 2011 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Congratulations to Isaac S., the winner of our MDF MVP contest! […]
Contests 110 REMINDER: WIN A ONE-OF-A-KIND OBSCURA VAPORIZER FROM RELAPSE RECORDS AND SILVER SURFER! May 11th, 2011 at 4:20pm MetalSucks We’ve already had a lot of great entries, but we […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 320 DON’T GET TOO DOWN ON THE ALBUM ART FOR DECAPITATED’S CARNIVAL IS FOREVER May 11th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Alright so we’ve got good news and we’ve got bad […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 60 TRANSLATE-BOT 3K TO NIKKI SIXX: PUT A GODDAMN SHIRT ON May 10th, 2011 at 2:30pm Anso DF The challenge for tireless bullshitters like Nikki Sixx, Max Cavalera, […]
Cinemetal 390 LIKE BIG, FAKE TITS? DANZIG’S NEW VIDEO WILL GIVE YOU A “JU JU BONE” May 9th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg The very much NSFW Danzig video (which the man himself […]
Contests 220 CONTEST: WIN A ONE-OF-A-KIND OBSCURA VAPORIZER FROM RELAPSE RECORDS AND SILVER SURFER! April 26th, 2011 at 4:20pm MetalSucks So, yeah, 4/20 might have been last week, but better […]
Music Premieres 550 EXCLUSIVE TRACK DEBUT: SEPTICFLESH’S “OCEANS OF GREY” April 14th, 2011 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Oh boy oh boy! We’re just days away from the […]