...And F*ck You Too 0 Ted Nugent: Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong and Pink Want “to Kill Babies and Ban Guns and…Support a Government That Imports Fentanyl Chemical Warfare Against American Citizens” July 3rd, 2022 at 12:35pm Emperor Rhombus “You HAVE to have abused a lot of substances to be that stupid.”
Metal in the Media 0 Watch: Metallica’s “Master of Puppets” Is In the Stranger Things Finale July 1st, 2022 at 12:36pm Emperor Rhombus Hey, any show whose finale includes a dude blasting metal from atop a precipice is cool in our book.
Barbarous Book Club 0 Black Veil Brides’ Andy Biersack to Narrate Edgar Allan Poe In New Audiobook, Streams “The Tell-Tale Heart” Teaser July 1st, 2022 at 11:46am Emperor Rhombus And they’ve already misspelled one of the story titles.
Lolz 0 Mastodon’s Brann Dailor Thinks Music Awards Are “A Popularity Contest…But Hey, I’ll Take a Grammy, That’s Cool” July 1st, 2022 at 10:34am Emperor Rhombus He’s also ready to admit that it’s cool that four chuds like Mastodon got the same statue as Michael Jackson.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Finally: Fripp and Toyah Are Going on Tour June 28th, 2022 at 12:18pm Emperor Rhombus MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Eaten Back to Life 0 Ozzy Installs Bat Conservation Boxes at UK Home, Bats Understandably Cautious June 28th, 2022 at 8:36am Emperor Rhombus Metal’s prince of darkness welcomes the flying snack packs AHEM cute little critters.
Br00tal-lists 0 16 Powerful Metal Songs About Struggling With Addiction June 26th, 2022 at 12:54pm Bree Halmstad Here are 16 songs about dealing with one of life’s greatest struggles.
Viral Vomit 0 King Crimson’s Robert Fripp and Toyah Willcox Cover Foo Fighters’ “All My Life” June 26th, 2022 at 7:24am Emperor Rhombus This time around, Toyah offers a painting lesson.
Lolz 0 The 10 Real Reasons My Erotic Novel About Gojira Got Rejected By Random House June 23rd, 2022 at 11:05am Emperor Rhombus As God is my witness, you will someday hold a copy of ‘The Way of All Flesh: Love and Lust On Toxic Garbage Island.’
Exclusive 0 Exclusive Premiere: War Orphan (Ex-Sick Of It All) Are Hardcore Motivational Speakers On “YDI (You Do It)” June 23rd, 2022 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus Check out this uplifting rager from the NYC punk crew.
New Stuff 0 Lorna Shore’s New Single Sounds Like a Cathedral Being Summoned Out of the F***ing Ground June 22nd, 2022 at 10:05am Emperor Rhombus Holy mackerel.
New Stuff 0 Machine Head Drop New Single “Unhalløwed” June 21st, 2022 at 9:32am Emperor Rhombus The song is a bit chiller than its predecessor.
This Sucks 0 Oh Man, Spiritbox’s Courtney LaPlante Really Messed Up Her Ankle June 18th, 2022 at 7:21am Emperor Rhombus Good luck, Courtney, get better soon!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today – June 17, 2022 June 17th, 2022 at 9:35am Emperor Rhombus Featuring albums by Grey Daze, Burner, Vatican, and more!
Br00tal-lists 0 10 Threats to Metal Rated By How Worried About Them We Should Actually Be June 16th, 2022 at 10:45am Emperor Rhombus Are metal’s natural predators really that worrisome?
New Stuff 0 Behemoth Release “Militant” New Single “Off to War!” via Animated Music Video June 15th, 2022 at 2:25pm Emperor Rhombus This one’s a little faster.
Worst Week Ever 0 Lemmy Ain’t a Nazi, Metallica Warned Us, and More Top Stories of the Week June 11th, 2022 at 8:04am Emperor Rhombus Also includes Arch Enemy, Poison’s C. C. DeVille, and more!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today – June 10th 2022 June 10th, 2022 at 2:12pm MetalSucks Featuring new releases from Kreator, Severe Torture and more!
New Stuff 0 Satyricon Just Surprise-Dropped a New Album About Edvard Munch June 10th, 2022 at 1:10pm Emperor Rhombus It’s creepy and ambient. We love it.
Metal Etiquette 0 Rob Halford Is Going to Photobomb Dolly Parton at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony June 9th, 2022 at 9:05am Emperor Rhombus Halford’s 70 years old and still a metalhead teenager at heart.
