MSTV 0 Video: Satan Claus “Wreck the Halls” Moshpit Christmas Parody December 9th, 2016 at 11:00am MetalSucks A metal parody of an old Christmas classic. Bring on the breakdowns!!
\m/ 0 Go Listen to Brutally Deceased’s Satanic Corpse Right Now October 4th, 2016 at 9:29am Emperor Rhombus Just, fucking, UNGH!
Lolz 0 The Satanic Temple to Offer After-School Satan Club August 1st, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Now God isn’t the only deity your kids can rebel against when they’re bored to death by him.
Defending Danzig 0 Opinion: Danzig’s 6:66 Satan’s Child is One of the Great Unsung Metal Gems of the ’90s July 28th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus Down in the belly of the beast.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Waxen’s Weihung Auf Satan: U Jam? July 5th, 2016 at 4:30pm Anso DF Minus, Marduk, and Yngwie Malmsteen.
Editorials 0 Ten Metal Gods Cooler Than Satan June 8th, 2016 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus Where to turn when you’re sick of the Devil.
Metal in the Media 0 The New Doom Game Features Subliminal Satanic Messages May 31st, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Shh, nobody tell the guys who tried to sue Judas Priest and Ozzy for allegedly convincing them to commit suicide.
Tour de Force 0 Deicide Announce ‘In The Name of Satan’ Tour March 7th, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Doesn’t that describe EVERY Deicide tour?
This Sucks 0 Bassist For Ohio-Based Black Metallers Satanicon Suspected In Murder Suicide February 29th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Greaves had a public penchant for Satanism, but alcohol is probably to blame for this tragedy.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Albums That Will #$@&%*! Your Face Off in 2016: Collision, Satanic Surgery January 14th, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Thrashy grind from the Netherlands.
\m/ 0 Breaking: God and Satan Embroiled in Bidding War Over Lemmy’s Immortal Soul January 13th, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Place your bets!
Tour de Force 0 Behemoth Will Tour North America with Myrkur, Play The Satanist in its Entirety January 12th, 2016 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg AND they’ll have a museum of memorabilia with them.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Mirror Has Two Faces: Satan’s Wrath, Repulsion Side Project New Jam November 11th, 2015 at 11:00am Anso DF Mirror’s “Mirror” from an album of the same name (Mirror).
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 I.C.P./P.O.D. Show Shut Down Due to Concerns Over Satanic Lyrics Noise Level Faygo Damage October 26th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Am I crazy, or does ICP’s behavior demonstrate a real lack of concerns for their beloved Juggalos?
Cinemetal 0 In Behemoth’s Video for “The Satanist,” Only The Strong Survey September 15th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus A stunning visual treat from the kings of modern death metal.
Reviews 0 Album Review: Schammasch’s Sic Lvceat Lvx is for Lovers (of the Great Cosmic Satan) May 6th, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks A coarse, brooding forty-odd minutes
Metal in the Media 0 Only in America: Satanic School Bus Break Lights Freak Out Christian Mom in Tennessee January 23rd, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg How was there never an 80s horror flick about a Satanic school bus???
\m/ 0 Monster Energy Drink Definitively Proven to Subliminally Endorse Satan November 11th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg So now you know why they sponsored Ozzfest all those years.
\m/ 0 Satanic Temple’s Oklahoma State Capitol Baphomet Monument Looks Exactly the Way You Thought it Would May 2nd, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s MONUMENTally evil… BWA-HA-HA!!!
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Total Satan Total Freedom? April 18th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Or: Satan, laughing, spreads his cheeks
