...And F*ck You Too 450 MIKE PORTNOY IS AVAILABLE FOR BAR MITZVAHS January 11th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Watch out! These young bucks are taking over the world. […]
\m/ 240 MIKE PORTNOY IS ONE COOL DAD September 10th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Reader Mike McGurney sent us a link to the below […]
Editorials 930 ON MIKE PORTNOY’S DEPARTURE FROM DREAM THEATER: A VINCE NEILSTEIN OP-ED September 9th, 2010 at 5:30pm Vince Neilstein Now that I’ve had a good 24 hours to process […]
Tweet Twat 220 MIKE PORTNOY QUITTING DREAM THEATER IS A TRENDING TWITTER TOPIC September 9th, 2010 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Right up there with “Shana Tova.” Gee, Mike, from the […]
This Sucks 2740 MIKE PORTNOY LEAVES DREAM THEATER!! September 8th, 2010 at 8:49pm Vince Neilstein Our inboxes are currently blowing up with this link, a […]
Contests 40 SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE MIKE PORTNOY EDITION August 3rd, 2010 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein … sort of! The above photo was sent in by […]
Everyone's Replaceable 760 NOW MIKE PORTNOY IS ACTUALLY TOURING WITH AVENGED SEVENFOLD May 5th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg In case you’re just joining us, here’s the story thus […]
Everyone's Replaceable 1230 A7X FANS REJOICE, DREAM THEATER FANS WEEP: MIKE PORTNOY WILL RECORD WITH AVENGED SEVENFOLD February 18th, 2010 at 8:35am Axl Rosenberg This is yet another story I probably don’t have to […]
Music Dorkery 290 IS THERE ANY DOUBT THAT MIKE PORTNOY IS ONE OF THE BEST DRUMMERS ON THE PLANET? November 13th, 2008 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein No… no, there isn’t. Even in those rare moments when […]
Editorials 8190 MIKE PORTNOY STILL HAS GOOD TASTE IN MUSIC December 7th, 2007 at 1:02pm Vince Neilstein Roadrunner Records recently published a bunch of Top Albums of […]
Tour de Force 0 Re-Portnoy-ed Dream Theater to Tour Europe This October April 8th, 2024 at 9:00am Hesher Keenan It’s the first time in 14 years.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ex-Dream Theater Drummer Mike Mangini Has a Solo Album Coming October 27th, 2023 at 10:12am Hesher Keenan He’ll be just fine.
Metal Legacies 0 Metal Musicians React to the Death of Metal Church’s Mike Howe July 27th, 2021 at 10:37am MetalSucks Includes tributes from members of Slayer, Overkill, Queensrÿche, and more.
Reunion Mania 0 Dream Theater: Portnoy and Petrucci Reunite July 2nd, 2020 at 10:04am Axl Rosenberg Portnoy plays drums on the entirety of Petrucci’s upcoming solo album, Terminal Velocity.
New Stuff 0 Sons of Apollo (Portnoy, Sherinian, Sheehan, Bumblefoot, Jeff Scott Soto) Release First Track, “Signs of the Time” August 11th, 2017 at 1:23pm Vince Neilstein Prog metal nerds, get in here right away and start fapping!
Metal Merch 0 Portnoy’s Complaint July 28th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg He just LOVES it when you wear merch from Mike Mangini-era Dream Theater to his meet and greet.
Cinemetal 0 This Portnoy/Sheehan/Kotzen Project is Actually Pretty Good April 23rd, 2013 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein It’s called The Winery Dogs, and it’s not metal. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
New Stuff 0 MORSE, PORTNOY AND GEORGE: “THOUGHTS PT. 5” SUPER PROG JAM August 22nd, 2012 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein “Thoughts Pt. 5” is a song from Neal Morse’s forthcoming […]
Rigged 220 RIGGED: DREAM THEATER’S MIKE MANGINI TAKES YOU THROUGH EVERY PIECE OF HIS MEGA-DRUMKIT [PART 3] October 17th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks On September 15th we published Part 1 of an epic Rigged piece […]
Rigged 260 RIGGED: DREAM THEATER’S MIKE MANGINI TAKES YOU THROUGH EVERY PIECE OF HIS MEGA-DRUMKIT [PART 2] September 29th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks On September 15th we published Part 1 of an epic […]
