Okay, 62 more legit heavy new releases in your butt. The Answer, Testament, Avenged Sevenfold, Helmet, Death Fetishist, Car Bomb, Anaal Nathrakh, Crowbar, and tons more.

Listen to all five billion of this week’s heavy new releases from Alcest, Opeth, Suicidal Tendencies, Holy Serpent, Freya, Asphyx, Deathcult, Negura Bunget, and tonnns more!

Listen to this week’s heavy new releases here! Melvins, White Zombie, Sunn 0))), Nervosa, Dark Funeral, Cough, Draugur, and tons more!

This week’s heavy new releases took our minds off Prince for a while. October Tide, The 69 Eyes, Aborted, Mirrors For Psychic Warfare, Beastwars, and tons more.

40 new heavy albums from Suspiral, Killswitch Engage, Gadget, Veneficium, Making Fuck, and a couple bands comprised of guys who are, like, better looking than most women and would get super laid without being in a band. That’s a bit rude.

If you start now, you can listen to every heavy new release by Monday morning: Dream Theater, Primal Fear, Toothgrinder, Black Tusk, Hollow Earth, Cult Of Luna, and tons more.

Plus: check out the charts for the week of January 25.

All heavy new releases in here, get somewhere private. Void Of Sleep, Intronaut, Krieg, Grave Pleasures, Swallow The Sun, the Celtic Frost tribute, tons more.

All heavy new releases in here for you! Devil You Know, Extreme Noise Terror, Police State, Dark Moor, Gold, Vatican, and more!

Sevendust, Queensryche, Deafheaven, Dog Fashion Disco, Kylesa, Fit For An Autopsy, Children Of Bodom, and a zillion more heavy new releases. It never ends.

This week, the number of heavy new releases is 65! Ritual Killer, Shinedown, The Black Dahlia Murder, Scale The Summit, Broken Hope, Crossfaith, Christian Mistress, Tsjuder, and tons more.

Heavy new releases out today: Iron Maiden, Temple Of Void, Ramming Speed, Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats, Cemetery Lust, Riverside, Sibiir, and tons more. Listen here!

Stop your glorious Friday and enjoy the newest heavy music around: Year Of The Goat, Finger Eleven, Kataklysm, Godhunter, Grusom, and more!

Listen to this week’s heavy new releases! All fifty of them!

That whole “Faith No More new album” thing was not some cruel and fantastic dream! (Bonus: fifty other heavy new releases!)

We have the best job in the universe: here are 65 heavy new releases for you! Your life will never be the same!

This week’s heavy new releases include Bell Witch, A Secret Revealed, Monolord, The Crinn, Muse, and lots of stuff liked by European people.

So wait, she has a dong? What are we looking at here?

This week’s Heavy New Releases tip: The album with pyramids on its cover is not by the band called Pyramids!

We got 70 heavy new releases — wanna listen to any of ’em? All That Remains, Benighted, Ensiferum, Griever, Carach Angren, Rob Zombie, Torche, Pelican, Nasty, and more.