Contests 0 We’re Giving Away a Jackson Gojira Christian Andreu Guitar + an EVH 5150 III Amp! June 15th, 2016 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Go-go-jira!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Here’s the Trailer for Ozzy and Jack Osbourne’s New Show for The History Channel June 14th, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg This actually looks… good???
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Peter Beste’s Upcoming New Photo Book About Battle Jackets Looks Pretty Rad June 10th, 2016 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus An exaltation of the ultimate metal arts and crafts project.
Metal Etiquette 0 According to Black Stone Cherry, Lemmy Was Generous with His Cocaine April 27th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus But these bozos didn’t do any!
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Michael Jackson’s Family Upset About His Daughter’s Boyfriend Having “Racist” Pantera Tattoo April 7th, 2016 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus Is he no good, or are they just attacking the radical?
Unsigned and Unholy 0 Today in Black Metal Hip-Hop: Romantic March 22nd, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Blip-blop.
\m/ 0 Scientists Discover Material Blacker Than Black, Darkthrone March 9th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus None more black. Literally.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 The Black Dahlia Murder Part Ways with Guitarist Ryan Knight, Will Play Unhallowed on US Tour with Fallujah and Disentomb February 8th, 2016 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Arsis’ Brandon Ellis remains the band’s touring guitarist.
The Bravest Man In Metal 0 PATCH JACKETS: I Can’t Believe I Wrote 2000+ Words About an Article of Clothing (A.K.A. Dude, What the Fuck?!) October 15th, 2015 at 4:30pm Kevin Stewart-Panko The Bravest Man in Metal takes on extreme music’s most popular fashion item.
Tour de Force 0 Havok Announce Fall Tour with Black Breath, Black Fast and Others; Job For a Cowboy’s Nick Schendzielos Now on Bass! September 23rd, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein This tour promises to be one of the fall’s bestest and rippingest.
New Stuff 0 Black Queen’s The Directress is the Blackened Stoner Album of the Year August 12th, 2015 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus Lyrical themes include ‘Suspiria reborn as a crab’, so you know it’s good.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Malevolent Creation Bassist Jay Black on President Barack Obama: “It’s Sad to Know That Our Country Has Been Run by a Muslim for This Long Now” July 22nd, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Cretinous imbecile.
Not Quite Metal? 0 Meet Romano, a German Rapper Obsessed with Black and Death Metal July 9th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Check out his video for the song “Metalkutte,” in which he name drops Deicide, Morbid Angel, Mayhem, Celtic Frost, and others.
New Stuff 0 The Black Dahlia Murder Release New Song “Vlad, Son of the Dragon” June 24th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Wanna hear it? Of course you do! SO GET IN HERE!!!
New Stuff 0 “The Black Plot”: High on Fire Release New Song, Announce Tour with Pallbearer May 12th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also: Lucifer and Venomous Maximus.
What the...?? 0 Diesel is Selling a $298 Denim Jacket with Fake Metal Band Patches on It April 22nd, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein And matching pants!
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Vince Neil Got His Facebook Account Jacked March 19th, 2015 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus The Mötley Crüe singer is filing a lawsuit against his social media strategist.
New Stuff 0 Listen to the New Black Sheep Wall Album or I’m Going to Kill Myself January 22nd, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg That might make some of you happy. But not as happy as just listening to the goddamn album will make you.
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, the REAL #1: Black Sabbath November 14th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Sorry, Manowar fans.
Tour de Force 0 Tour Dates: Unearth, Darkest Hour, Carnifex, Origin, I The Breather and Black Crown Initiate August 27th, 2014 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein This tour is bizarrely short, but it has a decent lineup.
