Hipsters Out Of Metal! 120 RIKI RACHTMAN SHAMES METAL YET AGAIN April 6th, 2010 at 12:00pm Anso DF Since immortalizing hair rock bimboism in The Decline of the […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 170 SATURDAY ALBUM TO GET EUPHORIC TO: ANTHRAX – “STATE OF EUPHORIA” October 10th, 2009 at 3:59pm Kip Wingerschmidt When I was a wee lad in 6th grade, a […]
\m/ 490 SHADOWS FALL F*CK UP JIMMY FALLON’S GREEN ROOM, SLAY HIS AUDIENCE September 4th, 2009 at 1:02pm Axl Rosenberg Below is video of Shadows Fall on Late Night with […]
Cinemetal 130 METAL INSIDER DEBUTS NEW BURNING HUMAN VIDEO August 12th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our bro-bros at Metal Insider have the exclusive debut of […]
Contests 70 UNSIGNED BANDS: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE DAVID BRODSKY DIRECT YOUR MUSIC VIDEO… FOR FREE?!? July 17th, 2009 at 2:32pm Axl Rosenberg Our brostafas at Metal Injection are running what has to […]
Worst Week Ever 700 WORST WEEK EVER: IN WHICH WE PONDERED WHAT OTHER COUNTDOWNS WE CAN DO TO MAKE YA’LL ARGUE EVEN MORE June 26th, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein It’s raining in New York today. AGAIN. At least it’s […]
Cinemetal 20 JIM LAMARCA LIKES TO CONSIDER HIMSELF THE PUBLIC RELATIONS GUY FOR CHIMAIRA April 3rd, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I was kinda wondering whatever happened to Uranium, Fuse’s answer […]
Editorials 460 CAN’T ANYONE MAKE A DECENT HEAVY METAL TV SHOW? January 7th, 2009 at 11:50am Corey Mitchell I must have been a “submissive” in a previous life filled […]
New Stuff 120 LIGHT THIS CITY RELEASE SONG ABOUT TWO THINGS POSSIBLY FOUND IN SARAH PALIN’S VAGINA September 15th, 2008 at 4:17pm Axl Rosenberg “Sand and Snow,” the new song by Light this City, […]
Reviews 180 NORMA JEAN’S THE ANTI-MOTHER IS A SNORE DE FORCE August 4th, 2008 at 2:52pm Axl Rosenberg Ever had really good foreplay followed by really mediocre sex? […]
Cinemetal 700 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF STRAIGHT LINE STITCH? March 31st, 2008 at 11:08am Axl Rosenberg I saw Straight Line Stitch’s video for “Remission” on Headbanger’s […]
Cinemetal 50 ZIMMERS HOLE MAKE THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER THAT ISN’T FOR DECIBEL MAGAZINE March 11th, 2008 at 4:12pm Axl Rosenberg Okay, so if you ever watch Headbanger’s Ball, you probably […]
Editorials 200 TIM “RIPPER” OWENS BOOTED OUT ON HIS ASS… AGAIN December 12th, 2007 at 11:47am Axl Rosenberg At the risk of sounding condescending to a dude who […]
Cinemetal 50 CINEMETAL: SUICIDE SILENCE, “THE PRICE OF BEAUTY” October 30th, 2007 at 9:27am Axl Rosenberg Regardless of what you think of Suicide Silence’s music – […]
Editorials 220 ANYONE WHO SAYS THE NEW AVENGED SEVENFOLD ALBUM IS GAY IS GAY October 24th, 2007 at 10:08am Axl Rosenberg Dude. Come on. Anyone who says the new Avenged Sevenfold […]
Editorials 1 YOU CAN POINT THAT F*CKING FINGER UP YOUR ASS October 12th, 2007 at 12:20am Kip Wingerschmidt Despite Maynard’s righteous claims in “Hooker With A Penis” that […]
Guilty Pleasure Playlists 70 GUILTY PLEASURE PLAYLIST #2: CHRISTIAN METAL EDITION October 9th, 2007 at 3:45pm Axl Rosenberg Multiple choice question: what do the following music videos all […]
Editorials 1 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK – WIN A FREE CD BY THE SHOWDOWN! August 10th, 2007 at 3:48pm Axl Rosenberg Congratulations to all our readers who correctly identified last week’s […]
Cinemetal 40 REVELATION OF THE DAY: RIPPER OWENS-ERA JUDAS PRIEST IS ACTUALLY PRETTY DECENT August 9th, 2007 at 10:25am Axl Rosenberg I’ve avoided any Judas Priest albums with Tim “Ripper” Owens […]
Cinemetal 1 VIDEOS OF THE DAY: APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION – THE VIDEOS July 19th, 2007 at 10:38am Axl Rosenberg Our week long celebration of the 20th anniversary of Appetite […]
