Everyone's Replaceable 0 WHAT HAPPENED? EDDIE VAN HALEN WASN’T AVAILABLE? June 7th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg -AR [via Lambgoat]
Music Dorkery 110 ONE-HANDED EDDIE VAN HALEN June 17th, 2011 at 12:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt Anyone who plays an instrument has moments of thanking Jeebus […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 210 HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDDIE VAN HALEN STOP AVOIDING ME January 26th, 2011 at 4:30pm Anso DF One my least popular observations is that Eddie Van Halen’s […]
Viral Vomit 90 ALWAYS REMEMBER TO DRY YOUR HANDS BEFORE SHAKING HANDS WITH EDDIE VAN HALEN August 25th, 2010 at 1:20pm Vince Neilstein Eddie Van Halen rage stories are pretty legendary, but I’d […]
Cinemetal 130 EDDIE VAN HALEN TAKES BIG SH*TS September 22nd, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg So, as previously announced, Eddie Van Halen was on Two […]
Cinemetal 230 TWO AND A HALF EDDIE VAN HALENS August 5th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Eddie Van Halen is apparently going to appear on the […]
\m/ 1 HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDDIE VAN HALEN January 26th, 2009 at 10:17am Axl Rosenberg Inarguably one of the greatest, most influential, and most ripped-off […]
Editorials 40 EDDIE VAN HALEN CRIED THE FIRST HE HAD SEX WITH HIS EX-WIFE February 26th, 2008 at 10:45am Vince Neilstein MetalSucks ain’t exactly the Oprah-watching set, but this kind of […]
Editorials 1,8250 EDDIE VAN HALEN BURIED HIS ’79 BLACK & YELLOW GUITAR WITH DIMEBAG DARRELL December 4th, 2007 at 2:50pm Vince Neilstein So it’s almost that time of year again… Darrell “Dimebag” […]
Editorials 8440 EDDIE VAN HALEN, THE FORGOTTEN GUITAR HERO November 16th, 2007 at 2:14pm Vince Neilstein Tuesday night Axl and I went to see the legendary […]
Editorials 0 EDDIE VAN HALEN CUT HIS HAIR SHORT AGAIN July 5th, 2007 at 3:33pm Axl Rosenberg The last time he did this, we got Balance. This […]
Rampant Rumors 0 Wolfgang Van Halen Calls Rumors of a Van Halen Reunion Without Eddie a “Sh*tty Lie” October 26th, 2020 at 10:27am Axl Rosenberg Wolfgang Van Halen has responded most unfavorably to a rumor […]
Neilstein Soundscam 0 Van Halen Song Sales Spiked Over 6,000% Following Eddie’s Death October 9th, 2020 at 9:26am Vince Neilstein Van Halen experienced an incredible sales surge. They are expected to chart next week.
Editorials 0 VAN HALEN WATCH: EDDIE’S IN REHAB, DAVE CAN’T SING March 9th, 2007 at 12:32pm Axl Rosenberg At last! Some ANSWERS! Yesterday David Lee Roth announced that […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 David Lee Roth Goes Off the Deep End, Posts Weird Ass Video Attacking Wolfgang Van Halen January 26th, 2024 at 4:09pm Hesher Keenan He sure ain’t talkin’ about love…
Metal Legacies 0 Wolfgang Van Halen Says Joining Van Halen Made Him Grow Up Fast September 18th, 2023 at 3:26pm Em Shadows The road is a tough place for a teenager to grow up.
Metal Legacies 0 This is Why Dave Grohl is Wolfgang Van Halen’s “Rock God” August 15th, 2023 at 2:55pm Em Shadows When your dad is Eddie Van Halen, it’s gotta be […]
Haterade 0 Wolfgang Van Halen is Sick of “Terminally Online” Social Media Trolls June 28th, 2023 at 10:04am Em Shadows “More of the terminally online are kind of there while everybody else is kind of living their life.”
News 0 Unreleased Van Halen Music to be Released in the Future, Says Former Bassist April 28th, 2023 at 11:20am Hesher Keenan We’re gonna get a deep dive of unreleased Van Halen in the future.
Worst Week Ever 0 Dropout Kings Call Out Lil Xan, Wolfgang Van Halen Calls Out Reelz, and More Top Stories of the Week June 4th, 2022 at 9:40am Emperor Rhombus Here are this week’s top stories, featuring Slayer, Kirk Hammett, and more!
