We discuss Gwar’s immunity to COVID-19, uploading content to OnlyFans, the 5G tower conspiracy and more.

Thus settling once and for all any debate as to whether or not CNN is “fake news.”

MetalSucks contributing photographer Jason Bailey captured action shots of Gwar’s bodily fluid-soaked debauchery.

GWAR are just like the Rockettes, only they have better legs.

A YouTuber has re-cut the trailer for the movie Yesterday to be about GWAR instead of The Beatles.

We hope it’s as vulgar and gross as possible.

Watch the announcement video from guitarist Pustulus Maximus and President Donald Trump.

The bassist had been in Gwar for over seven years.

The Wendy’s Twitter account landed some sick burns on a few favorite scene targets.

GWAR’s Pustulus Maximus and Blöthar take the MetalSucks Autocomplete Interview and answer the web’s most searched questions about themselves. Who makes GWAR’s costumes? What What do they call their fans? Why do they hate koala bears? Pustulus and Blöthar answer all these questions and more!

The late drummer’s legacy lives on.

Miss May I, Ringworm and American Sharks will open.

Alos: Beck, Elvis Costello and Cypress Hill!

Almost a good enough reason to go.

Kick off in July…

Learn how to make a tasty guacamole recipe sure to be suitable for intergalactic warriors such as Gwar.

Gwar have signed up more potential donors than any other band!

For 2017, we decided we wanted to do something really, really scary for Halloween: show GWAR’s frontman mediocre metal videos and ask for his reaction!

And you thought the Billy Ocean cover was unexpected.

His medical expenses are already $80,000, and once he gets his bone marrow transplant, he’ll need to take a sabbatical from touring for a year.