Readers' Choice 360 READER-SUGGESTED METAL BANDS THAT HAPPEN TO HAVE AT LEAST ONE MEMBER WITH A VAGINA, PART 2: I HATE SALLY November 11th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I changed the name of this series from yesterday so […]
This Sucks 150 OH NOES! MERCENARY LOSE 50% OF THEIR LINE-UP November 11th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg A reader known only as “Mike” tipped us off that […]
Please Kill Me 380 ANOTHER SIGN OF THE IMPENDING APOCALYPSE: TOMMY LEE WORKING WITH DANE COOK November 11th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Dane Cook, a comedian so devastatingly untalented that he makes […]
...And F*ck You Too 470 ZAKK WYLDE IS A MENSCH, BUT ALSO A HYPOCRITE November 10th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s Zakk Wylde talking to Tartarean Desire a few years […]
MetalSucks Mansion Mayhem 330 THE FUNNIEST READER EMAIL WE’VE RECEIVED IN QUITE SOME TIME! November 6th, 2009 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein For the sake of this poor kid’s humility, I’m going […]
Contests 2040 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A KATATONIA NIGHT IS THE NEW DAY PRIZE PACKAGE November 5th, 2009 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Congrats to the winners of last week’s funny photo caption […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 170 PURCHASE A SHARE IN ROYALTIES FROM A SONG THAT DOESN’T EARN ROYALTIES ANYMORE November 3rd, 2009 at 5:03pm Axl Rosenberg Remember when I posted Enuff Z’Nuff’s awesomely terrible video for […]
Reviews 900 SLAYER’S WORLD PAINTED BLOOD: IT’S AS THOUGH KERRY KING STILL HAD HAIR November 3rd, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The metal community has been using the phrase “It’s their […]
New Stuff 80 I WANNA GO ICE SKATING WITH IHSAHN November 2nd, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Why don’t I listen to Ihsahn’s angL more often? That […]
Cinemetal 110 MORE PREVIEW FOOTAGE OF THE NEW CHIMAIRA DVD November 2nd, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Thanks to “Adam Adams” for sending the below preview footage […]
Worst Week Ever 50 IN WHICH WE DIED AND CAME BACK TO LIFE October 30th, 2009 at 5:23pm Vince Neilstein Tomorrow is Halloween. This is great news, because it means […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 650 WHAT DO YOU CALL A POLACK WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR? NERGAL. October 30th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Full props to our bestest buds at Metal Injection for […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 270 ALBUM ART FOR ARSIS’ STARVE FOR THE DEVIL October 30th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg So far, this is in line to be the second […]
Black Collar Workers 1010 WHAT IN THE F IS GOING ON AT ROADRUNNER RECORDS THIS WEEK? October 30th, 2009 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Earlier this week Earache Records was the subject of an […]
Exclusive 140 EXCLUSIVE TOUR BLOG FROM BISON B.C.’S DAN AND (PART II) October 29th, 2009 at 4:00pm MetalSucks We loved the last tour blog that Bison B.C.’s Dan […]
Music Dorkery 480 CHIMAIRACROSTIC October 29th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Today I want to talk about acrostics. For those of […]
Exclusive 90 EXCLUSIVE TOUR BLOG FROM BISON B.C.’S DAN AND (PART I) October 28th, 2009 at 4:00pm MetalSucks We loved the last tour blog that Bison B.C.’s Dan […]
Haterade 590 RUFKM? IRON MAIDEN’S THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST October 28th, 2009 at 3:30pm Corey Mitchell RUFKM? (AKA “Are you fucking kidding me?”) takes a look […]
Editorials 900 “BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME ARE THE LEBRON JAMES OF METAL” October 27th, 2009 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Our inboxes are aflutter with fans celebrating today’s release of […]
Reviews 110 PELICAN CONTINUE TO SHUT UP AND TALK ON WHAT WE ALL COME TO NEED October 27th, 2009 at 2:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Pelican’s 2007 album, City of Echoes, was maligned by some […]