Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness Week 4: Too Much! October 1st, 2018 at 2:21pm MetalSucks Earl Thomas breaks a leg, Drew Brees is putting up MVP numbers, The Bears put up a ton of points, the Browns get screwed and more in your Week 4 NFL recap.
Editorials 0 Marduk Banned from Guatemala for Being “Satanic” September 28th, 2018 at 10:51am Vince Neilstein In related news, a sexual assaulter will likely ascend to the highest court in the U.S.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 3: Today is the Greatest September 24th, 2018 at 10:53am MetalSucks The Browns top the Jets, the Giants squeak by the Texans and the Rams appears unbeatable. We recap those games and more!
The Webernets 0 Mastodon’s Brent Hinds: Being in a Band is “The Most Brutal Job I’ve Ever Had” September 3rd, 2018 at 12:22pm Vince Neilstein “I would definitely rather frame houses again.”
Symphonies of Sickness 0 American Prison Therapist Shares How Music Can Help Treat Depression August 23rd, 2018 at 2:04pm MetalSucks “There is some inherent therapeutic value in simply listening to music, the value in creating original music can be even greater.”
New Stuff 0 Halestorm’s “Do Not Disturb”: Best Song About Fucking a Foreigner Ever? July 20th, 2018 at 2:26pm Axl Rosenberg Finally, an American screws someone with an accent in a GOOD way.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: June 29, 2018 June 29th, 2018 at 9:50am Phil Boozeman Your one-stop shop for all the week’s heaviest releases including Bullet For My Valentine (lol), Converge, Shylmagoghnar, Night Verses, Torn The Fuck Apart, The Antichrist Imperium and many more.
My Metal T-Shirt Collection 0 Angel Vivaldi Shares His Ten Favorite Metal T-Shirts… Uh… June 12th, 2018 at 10:47am MetalSucks Metal’s most fashionable shredder shares his wardrobe secrets!
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Marilyn Manson Claims He Urinated in Korn’s Food May 24th, 2018 at 4:13pm Axl Rosenberg And fucked on Danzig’s bus.
Crush You 0 CRUSH YOU: Monster Magnet, Your Surprising Self-Awareness Is The Real Mindfucker Here! April 13th, 2018 at 12:36pm MetalSucks Celebrating Monster Magnet’s genius form of self-awareness and meta-commentary.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 DevilDriver Announce Release Date + Details for Outlaw Country Covers Album March 27th, 2018 at 11:42am Axl Rosenberg Ah done grinfucked mah cousin.
New Stuff 0 Monster Magnet Fuck Minds with New Song “Mindfucker” January 26th, 2018 at 11:40am Axl Rosenberg Having your head fucked with has never been this much fun.
Greatest Hits 0 Etienne Sin: What the Actual Fuck January 25th, 2018 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is funny, terrible, embarrassing, and depressing, all at once!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Albums That Will #$@&%*! Your Face Off in 2018: Genocide Pact, Order of Torment January 22nd, 2018 at 3:04pm Axl Rosenberg Rabid, steroidal elephant stampedes for old school DM fans.
Rampant Rumors 0 Corelia Album to Finally Be Released Next Week? January 6th, 2018 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Take this with a grain of salt for now, butttttt…
My Metal T-Shirt Collection 0 The Number 12 Looks Like You’s Jesse Korman Shows Off His Favorite Metal T-Shirts December 13th, 2017 at 1:54pm MetalSucks Goatwhore, Cannibal Corpse… Michael Jackson!
Breaking the Law 0 Inanimate Existence Frontman Cameron Porras Accused of Rape November 18th, 2017 at 3:27pm Axl Rosenberg Read a harrowing statement from his accuser.
What the...?? 0 Manowar Hires Drummer from Tribute Band for Farewell Tour November 17th, 2017 at 12:05pm Axl Rosenberg Which begs the question: what makes Womanowar so much more offensive to actual Manowar than any other tribute band?
This Sucks 0 Russian Teen Reportedly Uses Novembers Doom Music in Murder/Suicide Video November 11th, 2017 at 12:08pm Axl Rosenberg He killed his teacher, took selfies with the body, set it to a doom metal soundtrack, and then took his own life.
Editorials 0 On the Closing of Gothamist November 3rd, 2017 at 10:22am Vince Neilstein The death of the top New York regional news website does not bode well for the future of all digital media.