Ask Oderus 80 ASK ODERUS: ODERUS URUNGUS RETURNS TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT OPRAH, NECROPHILIA AND BESTIALITY PORN January 8th, 2010 at 12:15pm MetalSucks GREETINGS HUMAN SCUM, IT IS I, ME, THE LORD AND […]
Br00tal-lists 400 METALSUCKS’ FAVORITE METAL VIDEOS OF 2009 December 17th, 2009 at 12:30pm MetalSucks In no particular order… Mastodon, “Oblivion” and “Divinations” – directed […]
A View From the Pit 100 PHOTOS: VADER AT THE TROCADERO IN PHILADELPHIA, DECEMBER 13, 2009 December 16th, 2009 at 10:30am MetalSucks After a brutal and packed weekend of Municipal Waste, Brutal […]
Contests 880 HELLBENT FOR COOKING CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF THE HEAVY METAL COOKBOOK! December 7th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Did you know that if you eat before you start […]
Ask Oderus 620 ASK ODERUS: MR. URUNGUS, AT YOUR SERVICE December 4th, 2009 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Gwar frontman / Fox News interplanetary correspondent Oderus Urungus is […]
Contests 3710 BRUTAL LEGEND CONTEST WINNERS November 23rd, 2009 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Congrats to the winners of our Brutal Legend contest! The […]
Devin Townsend Sucks 230 GRATUITOUS SELF-PROMOTION November 17th, 2009 at 1:00pm MetalSucks For all of you who want nothing to do with […]
Devin Townsend Sucks 470 ZILTOID PART 2… Z2 November 17th, 2009 at 10:00am MetalSucks I am working on my first, full blown musical… and […]
Contests 2700 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN DYING FETUS’ DESCEND INTO DEPRAVITY October 29th, 2009 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Congrats to skoal, the proud new owner of Amon Amarth, […]
Exclusive 160 EXCLUSIVE: SIGH REVEAL COVER ART FOR SCENES FROM HELL, ANNOUNCE RELEASE DATE!!! October 15th, 2009 at 11:00am MetalSucks When Sigh mainman Mirai Kawashima offered to do a series […]
Ask Oderus 240 ODERUS URUNGUS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT GOR-GOR, DIMEBAG, SWINE FLU, EUROVISION AND MORE October 6th, 2009 at 4:00pm MetalSucks It seems that Gwar’s Oderus Urungus is super-stoked on his […]
Rampant Rumors 340 SOME OF YOU DON’T READ SO GOOD September 22nd, 2009 at 10:27am Axl Rosenberg Partway through Gojira’s set last night, my knees got wobbly. […]
Worst Week Ever 150 IN WHICH WE USED A VAPORIZER FOR THE FIRST TIME July 24th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve gotten a few e-mails today from people asking me […]
What the...?? 2190 IS THERE REALLY SUCH A THING AS GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS?!? July 23rd, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg The above is a fourteen-minute plus infomercial for what is […]
Worst Week Ever 70 IN WHICH WE WERE TOO HUNGOVER TO DO A DECENT JOB July 17th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Alright, people. I feel like fucking death. I just wanna […]
\m/ 160 ODERUS URUNGUS BRINGS SOME JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY TO FOX NEWS July 13th, 2009 at 12:20pm Vince Neilstein Also: Andrew W.K. Stay tuned for a special announcement involving […]
Interviews 150 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH JOSH AND TROY FROM CATTLE DECAPITATION May 11th, 2009 at 5:40pm Vince Neilstein Josh Elmore and Troy Oftedal of Cattle Decapitation were my […]
Contests 50 “GIVE THANKS TO METAL,” WIN A SIGNED GUITAR FROM THE SWORD: THE WINNER! December 3rd, 2008 at 11:16am MetalSucks Thank YOU for taking part in our “Give Thanks to […]
\m/ 70 HAPPY F*CKING HALLOWEEN October 31st, 2008 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg In case I haven’t made this clear before, I fucking […]
Contests 100 “INTO THE PIT” FIGHT CONTEST WINNERS; YOUR MOST GRUESOME MOSHPIT INJURIES REVEALED! September 4th, 2008 at 4:38pm MetalSucks Thanks to those who entered our “Into the Pit” Fight […]
