My Favorite... 0 John Carpenter Names His Three Favorite Metallica Albums May 31st, 2022 at 1:19pm Emperor Rhombus “You can’t beat ‘Enter Sandman.'”
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Wormrot Vocalist Arif Has Quit the Band May 31st, 2022 at 11:45am Emperor Rhombus His remaining bandmates want to continue on without him.
Tour de Force 0 Melvins Announce 43-Date U.S. Tour May 31st, 2022 at 11:12am Emperor Rhombus The kings of weirdo sludge are making 2022 work for them.
Podcast 0 GWAR’s Blöthar the Berserker on The MetalSucks Podcast #440 May 31st, 2022 at 11:05am Emperor Rhombus The intergalactic sexlord talks comics, the Goo Goo Dolls, and more!
Munsters Mash 0 Rob Zombie Is Bringing TV Show Host Zombo Back to The Munsters May 31st, 2022 at 10:01am Emperor Rhombus Classic.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Dropout Kings Call Out Rapper Lil Xan for Canceling His Headlining Tour While the Openers Were Traveling to the First Date May 31st, 2022 at 9:35am Emperor Rhombus What a jackass.
Rotten Real Estate 0 They Tore Down Vinnie Paul’s House May 31st, 2022 at 8:15am Emperor Rhombus But apparently, that’s what he wanted.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Watch: Kirk Hammett Butchers the Intro to “Nothing Else Matters” Live, Laughs at His Own Screw-Up May 31st, 2022 at 7:56am Emperor Rhombus At least he has a sense of humor about it.
Br00tal-lists 0 11 Clutch Lyrics That Make Us Love the Hell Out of Neil Fallon May 30th, 2022 at 11:59am Emperor Rhombus Celebrating the instinctual poetry of Maryland’s king of hard-hitting boogey metal.
Breaking the Law 0 Looks Like Slayer Won’t Get the $130,000 Owed to Them By Iceland’s Secret Solstice Festival May 29th, 2022 at 12:41pm Emperor Rhombus The organizers went bankrupt and then…sold the fest? It’s complicated.
Viral Vomit 0 King Crimson’s Robert Fripp and Toyah Willcox Cover Hole’s “Celebrity Skin” May 29th, 2022 at 8:24am Emperor Rhombus Courtney Love, eat your heart out.
Contests 0 We’re Giving Away Tickets and a Hotel Room To Go See Slipknot, Cypress Hill, and Ho99o9 May 28th, 2022 at 10:01am Emperor Rhombus What happens in Vegas, stays there (for two nights).
Worst Week Ever 0 Hendrix’s Dong Goes to the Wiener Museum, Lamb of God in Chip n’ Dale, and More Top Stories of the Week May 28th, 2022 at 8:49am Emperor Rhombus Also includes Fripp and Toyah, Matt Pike’s conspiracies, and more!
Br00tal-lists 0 Satanic Tea Co. Rank Their Teas by How Satanic They Are May 27th, 2022 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Because King Diamond never wrote a song about coffee.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Blind Guardian Announce Release Date for The God Machine, Premiere Video for “Blood of the Elves” May 27th, 2022 at 11:57am Jeff Treppel Yup, the new song is about a fantasy novel!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today – May 27, 2022 May 27th, 2022 at 9:31am MetalSucks Featuring new albums by Decapitated, Mournful Congregation, and more!
Br00tal-lists 0 Devil Master’s 10 Best Cape-Wearing Bands of All Time May 26th, 2022 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus The Philly blackened sleaze merchants list their favorite cape-clad metal acts.
Br00tal-lists 0 Happy World Dracula Day: 11 Awesome Vampire Metal Bands Out for Blood May 26th, 2022 at 12:01pm Emperor Rhombus Here are 11 killer bands to help you ring in the 125th anniversary of Bram Stoker’s classic.
Cinemetal Premieres 0 Exclusive Clip: Invincible Czars Honor 100 Years of ‘Nosferatu’ by Taking Their Original Score On a Movie Theater Tour May 26th, 2022 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus The Austin ambient weirdos will perform their score alongside the movie.
Exclusive 0 Exclusive Album Stream: Clayshaper Spread Their Inky Wings on Vampiric May 26th, 2022 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus Listen to our advance stream of the Swedish one-man-band’s tribute to the children of the night.
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