New Stuff 0 GET THE NEW LITA FORD SONG “BRANDED” ON YOUR ASS May 11th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Pictured: Lita Ford’s actual ass. Update, 1:16 pm: Now there’s […]
Contests 0 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A SIGNED COPY OF SOULFLY’S NEW ALBUM ENSLAVED April 12th, 2012 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Last week’s photo was a good one, and there were […]
Interviews 0 “I WAS WORRIED I MIGHT RIP MY F*CKING ASS TAINT”: METALSUCKS INTERVIEWS DEICIDE’S GLEN BENTON FOR EASTER April 6th, 2012 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Something I can now add to the “Didn’t Think I […]
Viral Vomit 0 FUTURE EX-MRS. AXL ROSENBERG PLAYS COVERS CHILDREN OF BODOM, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, MORE ON THE CELLO April 4th, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg If I have my druthers, Sarah Chaffee will someday own half […]
Cinemetal 0 NEW ROCK OF AGES TRAILERS MAKE ME THROW UP IN MY PANTS April 3rd, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I loathe Times Square, but when I do have to […]
A Game of Thrones 0 A GAME OF THRONES, SEASON 2: THE HEAVY METAL REVIEW — EPISODE 2.1, “THE NORTH REMEMBERS” April 2nd, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks Game of Thrones Season 2 kicked off on HBO last […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 VINNIE PAUL IS GONNA BE ON THE NEW BRET MICHAELS ALBUM March 22nd, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Bret Michaels is making a new solo album, which is […]
Interviews 120 AXEL VS. AXL: RUDI PELL INTERVIEWED BY ROSENBERG February 29th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg We’ve always said that no one should take MetalSucks too […]
Metal Mitzvah 1 C.C. BANANA IS HILARIOUS, BUT THIS IS NO JOKE February 22nd, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Hopefully you guys are all familiar with the work of […]
Black Collar Workers 200 BRET MICHAELS SUES JEWISH HOMOSEXUALS FROM NEW YORK CITY, THINKS HE CAN WIN February 22nd, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hey, how much of your life have you spent thinking […]
Reviews 310 LISTENING TO THE DEVASTATED’S DEVIL’S MESSENGER IS LIKE DELIBERATELY EATING SPOILED CHINESE FOOD February 14th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg A headache in “musical” form, The Devastated‘s new album, The Devil’s […]
Reunion Mania 550 A DIFFERENT KIND OF TRUTH: ON VAN HALEN, CREATIVITY VERSUS COMMERCE, AND THE MYTH OF THE LEGACY-DESTROYING REUNION February 10th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I know a lot of people are bummed that Van […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 40 DE LA CRUZ: THE BEST DEF LEPPARD SONGS DEF LEPPARD NEVER WROTE February 10th, 2012 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein With Def Leppard’s recently announced blockbuster summer tour making headlines, […]
Contests 290 SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE ISRAELI HUMOUS SHOP EDITION February 9th, 2012 at 3:30pm MetalSucks This is Ariella Spector, a self-described MetalSucks reader “hailing from […]
Everyone's Replaceable 50 BLUE MURDER WATCH: JOHN SYKES DEPARTS MIKE PORTNOY PROJECT January 27th, 2012 at 4:00pm Anso DF When ex-Dream Theater drummer Mike Portnoy announced an unlikely collaboration […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 140 THAT’S FOR SURE: TONY GAMBINO OF BLESSED BY A BROKEN HEART TALKS POWER, THE ’80s, AND PARTYING! January 24th, 2012 at 5:00pm Anso DF It’s funny. It seems like whenever I’m lukewarm on a […]
Cinemetal 50 DEE SNIDER IS GOING TO BE ON THE CELEBRITY APPRENTICE January 4th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg The participants of the latest edition of Donald Trump’s The […]
New Stuff 100 I AM WAR: I AM BORED (BUT SURPRISINGLY NOT SICKENED) December 7th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I Am War is a new band that features both […]
Music Premieres 60 EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE: NOTHNEGAL’S “JANUS” December 6th, 2011 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Maybe it’s something in the water (The Indian Ocean), but […]
Br00tal-lists 200 ANSO DF’S TOP FIFTEEN BONER JAMZ OF 2011 METAL December 1st, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Maybe you’ve had this experience: A recent acquaintance hears that […]
