Cinemetal 0 “The Dire Womb of Winter” Doesn’t Sound Very Pro-Fetus, Profetus May 7th, 2015 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus False advertising.
This Sucks 0 Christian Group Issues “First Warning” Against France’s Hellfest, Does Not Seem to Understand Jesus’ Teachings May 7th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Turn the other cheek… OR DIE!”
Cinemetal 0 Six Feet Under’s Video for “Open Coffin Orgy” is Terribly Unsexy May 7th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Nekromantik this ain’t.
Tour de Force 0 Blind Guardian Announce North American Tour With Grave Digger May 6th, 2015 at 4:30pm Emperor Rhombus Time to air out those goiters, power metal fans!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Heavy Montreal: More Bands Announced! Awesome Ones! May 6th, 2015 at 4:00pm Anso DF Find out why we’re renting Anso a segway in here.
Barbarous Book Club 0 GWAR Announce Official Book; Literary World Sh*ts its Pants May 6th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg 350 pages of sheer GWAR madness!
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from The MetalSucks Mansion Archives! May 5th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Tell me what this silly logo says and I’ll send you some crap!
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Scott Weiland Uses The Five Finger Death Punch Excuse May 5th, 2015 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus It was equipment failure that caused his insane Corpus Christi performance.
Tour de Force 0 1349 Announces US Tour With Necrophagia And Vattnet Viskar May 5th, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Drink blood and worship the apocalypse on one of these dates!
Metal Mysteries 0 Lamb of God Launch New Website Counting Down to… Something May 5th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s a fun mystery for you junior sleuths to try and solve.
Cinemetal 0 Primordial “Wield Lightning to Split the Sun” May 5th, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus Irish black metallers use the powers of the ancients, sepia tone.
Breaking the Law 0 American Civil Liberties Union Files Lawsuit on Behalf of Man Arrested for Posting Exodus Lyrics On Facebook May 5th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Class NOT dismissed!
Tour de Force 0 Soulfly to Tour with Soilwork, Decapitated, and Shattered Sun May 4th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Does the fact that Soulfly is touring with death metal bands tell us anything about the sound of their new album, Archangel?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Five Finger Death Punch Backpedal Speedily From Meltdown Show With New Song Preview May 4th, 2015 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus It’s all in the timing, folks.
Tweet Twat 0 Watch Huntress’ Jill Janus Motörboat A Woman May 4th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus The singer promotes the Motörhead Motörboat Cruise the way we all expect her to.
Lick My Label 0 It Lives, It Breathes, It Stinks: Attila’s Chris Fronzak Signs Sh*stain on the Ass of the Universe May 4th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg This band will make you throw up in your ass.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Video: Watch Five Finger Death Punch Completely Melt Down on Stage in Memphis May 2nd, 2015 at 5:31pm MetalSucks Band storms off stage leading vocalist Ivan Moody behind.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: The Most Awful, Annoying Sounds Ever Recorded May 1st, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Bad moments in awesome music. Get ready to cringe.
Editorials 0 Dream Theater’s Jordan Rudess Reunites with Former Drummer Mike Portnoy (Sort Of) May 1st, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Hey, it’s a start!
Critical Condition 0 Six Feet Under’s Crypt of the Devil Reviewed in Latest “Critical Condition” Video April 30th, 2015 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Crash Thompson gives Six Feet Under’s latest his patented entertaining video review treatment.