Contests 7400 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN ABORTED “EVIDENCE BAG” PRIZE PACKAGE September 10th, 2008 at 5:55pm MetalSucks The great MetalSucks Mansion purge of ’08 has commenced, and […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 1 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A COPY OF THE BEST OF SUFFOCATION September 9th, 2008 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Well, I wanted to try and make last week’s logo […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE F*CKED YOUR FATHER IN THE SHOWER AND HAD A SNACK September 5th, 2008 at 5:45pm Axl Rosenberg Why not end the week with a reference to The […]
Editorials 140 WHY ARE NECROPHAGIST SO BLOODY AWESOME? September 5th, 2008 at 12:19pm Kip Wingerschmidt I’ve been meaning to write about Germany’s Necrophagist for some […]
Reviews 140 SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY’S INTERVALS: BAND WITH FUNNY NAME PLAYS SOME SERIOUS SH*T September 5th, 2008 at 12:12pm Sammy O'Hagar When pimply fat dudes handed the keys to grindcore over […]
Editorials 110 PROTEST THE HERO *FINALLY* JOIN A TOUR WORTH SEEING (PLUS FALL TOUR ROUNDUP) July 29th, 2008 at 3:21pm Vince Neilstein After fellating Protest the Hero’s incredible early-2008 release Fortress for […]
Reviews 210 THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY: A QUICK LOOK AT NEW ALBUMS FROM MADE OUT OF BABIES, MOTLEY CRUE, AND ABORTED June 24th, 2008 at 3:12pm Axl Rosenberg There’s some interesting releases coming out today, and I’ve been […]
Reviews 20 THINE EYES BLEED’S THINE EYES BLEED WILL MAKE THINE EYES, UH, BLEED March 21st, 2008 at 11:33am Axl Rosenberg So here’s the thing: I never heard In the Wake […]
Editorials 60 AT THE GATES TO TOUR THE U.S. February 1st, 2008 at 10:47am Axl Rosenberg American At the Gates fans who can’t afford a ticket […]
Editorials 50 SUMMER ’08 IS THE SUMMER OF THE REUNION; PRETTY BOY FLOYD JUMP ON THE BANDWAGON January 29th, 2008 at 11:12am Vince Neilstein If you thought 2007 was a reunion-happy year with the […]
Editorials 70 EVAN SEINFELD PULLS HIS DICK OUT OF TERA PATRICK LONG ENOUGH TO DO BIOHAZARD REUNION January 22nd, 2008 at 11:13am Axl Rosenberg Yeah yeah yeah, Evan Seinfeld has done lots of “legitimate” […]
Poll 230 POLL: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SCREAMING VOCAL STYLE IN METAL? December 12th, 2007 at 3:50pm Vince Neilstein This one has sure got you guys fired up in […]
Cinemetal 90 AT LONG LAST, EXTREME WILL REUNITE! November 26th, 2007 at 7:49am Axl Rosenberg 2008 is going to be, like, the best year for […]
Editorials 70 AT THE GATES ANNOUNCE REUNION SHOWS!!! October 18th, 2007 at 12:31pm Vince Neilstein It wouldn’t be considered a stretch to call At the […]
Editorials 190 DECIBEL MAGAZINE NAMES THE TOP 20 DEATH METAL GUITARISTS OF ALL TIME June 26th, 2007 at 10:58am Axl Rosenberg What’s up over the Decibel editorial offices? Last month’s issue […]
Editorials 1,2110 The 101 Rules of Death Metal June 20th, 2007 at 11:42am Axl Rosenberg 1. Be brutal. 2. Don’t be gay. 3. Any one […]
Editorials 30 METALOCALYPSE: THE BEST SHOW EVER? June 5th, 2007 at 11:08am Axl Rosenberg I cannot believe it has taken me this long to […]
Editorials 0 IS IT EVEN WORTH IT FOR METAL BANDS TO BE ON MAJOR LABELS? April 11th, 2007 at 4:15pm Axl Rosenberg The day Shadows Fall’s last album, The War Within, was […]
Album of the Day 30 THE ALBUM OF THE DAY IS… March 19th, 2007 at 10:28am Axl Rosenberg Today I’d like to do something a little different with […]
Album of the Day 20 THE ALBUM OF THE DAY IS… March 9th, 2007 at 11:22am Axl Rosenberg ARCH ENEMY, WAGES OF SIN Right from the get go, […]
