Tweet Twat 0 Megadeth Latest Band to Announce Announcement February 25th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hopefully said announcement will be something more exciting than “Dave Mustaine is constipated.”
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Solitary Son is Out of Jail, Wrote an Entire Album in the Slammer February 19th, 2015 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein The Lizard Man returns!
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Dave Lombardo Unhappy About Slayer “Replacing Me with a Guy That Hasn’t Done Anything in 10 Years” February 17th, 2015 at 7:23pm Axl Rosenberg Does he mean Paul Bostaph, Jon Dette, or Paul Bostaph AND Jon Dette?
New Stuff 0 Born of Osiris Guitarist Lee McKinney’s New Solo Track is Actually Pretty Sweet February 17th, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein It’s not very Born of Osiris-y, but it is good.
The Webernets 0 “What I Learned from Growing Up Nu Metal in British Suburbia” February 16th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Vice’s Kate Hutchinson on the ins and outs of hating your parents, dressing like an idiot, and making out with dudes with braided beards.
Events 0 Lamb of God’s Randy Blythe is Getting a Solo Photography Show in NYC this Spring February 16th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Blythe will reveal the “specific theme” of the show soon enough, although we have some guesses.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Black Tongue’s Alex Teyen Falls from Moving Tour Bus After Mistaking Exit for Bathroom February 11th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg And you thought YOU do dumb stuff when you’re hammered.
Barbarous Book Club 0 Looking for a Good Book? Take Some Suggestions from Red Fang February 11th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg “These books go to 11,” LOL.
Barbarous Book Club 0 Devin Townsend is Currently Editing His Autobiography February 11th, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein “Luckily this book isn’t some Mötley Crüe dirt type thing.”
Studio Stuff 0 More Video Clips of Giraffe Tongue Orchestra, the Dillinger Escape Plan/Mastodon Supergroup February 10th, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Getting our pants wet 15 seconds at a time.
Reunion Mania 0 Sol Invictus: Faith No More Announce Release Date for First Album in Nineteen Years!!! February 10th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg My face muscles are in pain, for they are not accustomed to smiling so widely for such an extended period of time.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Analysis: Tenacious D’s Grammy Win Makes Perfect Sense February 10th, 2015 at 10:30am Anso DF It seems stupid. It’s just business.
New Stuff 0 Two New Metal Supergroups Worth Knowing About Involving Members of Metallica, Torche, Tool and Mastodon February 9th, 2015 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Plus: listen to some new music from the Mastodon + Tool group.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Another Reason The Grammys Blow: “In Memoriam” Segment Disses Dave Brockie and Wayne Static February 9th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg So take your stupid statue and shove it up your ass, okay, Academy?
Metal Tech 0 Play the Torche Video Game February 6th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg And if you can beat it, you could win some sweet swag!
New Stuff 0 Fashion Week Is Coming Early This Year February 6th, 2015 at 3:30pm Kip Wingerschmidt New album announcement and Southeast tour from NYC noise rockers…
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 FINALLY, We Get to Hear Some Music from Dillinger Escape Plan/Mastodon Supergroup, Giraffe Tongue Orchestra February 5th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Sort of not really.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Analysis: 5 Ways Faith No More Could’ve Slowed Scalpers February 4th, 2015 at 5:00pm Anso DF A ticketing expert explains some common-sense anti-scalping measures that FNM whiffed on.
The Webernets 0 How To Get Laid By Playing in a Band February 4th, 2015 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Spoiler alert: don’t be in a metal band.
The Webernets 0 Wes Borland Admits He’s Afflicted with “Limp Bizkit AIDS” February 3rd, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s like regular AIDS, but more irritating.