Greatest Hits 0 Clothing Chain H&M Creates Fake Metal Bands to Sell Merch, Releases a Song Called “Vaginal’s Juice Dripping into Cadaverous” [UPDATED: No, They Didn’t] March 23rd, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg They are going REALLY far to try and convince people that these are real bands.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Otep Drops Off Civil Unrest Tour Due to Singer of Opening Band who “Violently Grabbed My Crotch” March 23rd, 2015 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Lots of he said, she said. Who’s in the right?
Tweet Twat 0 Slipknot’s Clown Anthropomorphize His Mask, Accuses it of Attempted Murder March 19th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg “Whoa whoa whoa, that’s a serious accusation, bruh!” responds Buckethead’s bucket.
Tour de Force 0 BT-SHA-ZAM! Between the Buried and Me Announce New Album, Tour with Animals as Leaders and The Contortionist March 17th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg In related news, neither BTBAM nor Animals as Leaders nor The Contortionist will be on this year’s Summer Slaughter or Mayhem Fest.
Metal in the Media 0 Trivia: Type O Negative’s “Out of the Fire” Was Written as Entrance Music for the WWE’s Kane March 13th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg The song ended up on 2003’s Life is Killing Me.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Former Soulfly Bassist Bobby Burns Compares Max and Gloria Cavalera to Axl Rose March 13th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg And not in a good way.
Tour de Force 0 Revocation Mini-Tour! March 13th, 2015 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Band promises “more new stuff” on the quick headline run.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Exclusive: Lord Mantis Ex-Frontman Charlie Fell On Band Blow-Up March 12th, 2015 at 11:00am Anso DF The end of Lord Mantis according to their frontman.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 A Big Update on the Next Deftones Album March 11th, 2015 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Band is in the studio now. Lots of juicy quotes from Chino.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Megadeth Auditioning Guitarists March 10th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg But who? And what about a drummer???
Cinemetal 0 F*ck Fifty Shades of Grey, Spylacopa’s “Hexes” is the BDSM Flick of the Season March 10th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Take your contract and shove it up your ass.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Protest the Hero are Crowd-Sourcing Your Dick Pics for Kezia Reissue March 9th, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Actually they just want photos of any kind of memorabilia you may have. But dick pics are welcome.
Tweet Twat 0 Fifteen Seconds of Sevendust March 6th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Sounds like the new album is coming along nicely.
Cinemetal 0 Katatonia Set to Master the Art of Melancholy on Sanctitude Concert Film March 6th, 2015 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein I’m totally digging on the press release copy that dubs […]
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: Santa Cruz, “6(66) Feet Under” March 5th, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Hair/glam metal enthusiasts are going to absolutely eat this band up.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Behemoth’s Nergal is Making a Solo Album March 5th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg “Well, MOSTLY solo. The bird is helping.”
Exclusive 0 Exclusive: Century Media Founder Robert Kampf Talks About Major Label Acquisition Rumors and Company’s Future March 4th, 2015 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Kampf shares his vision for the company’s future in this exclusive chat with MetalSucks.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Lars Ulrich on New Metallica Material: “It’s Not So Bad” March 4th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg So that inspires confidence.
A Game of Thrones 0 Hear a Sample of Anthrax’s New Song for Game of Thrones March 3rd, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Or, “That time Anthrax quoted Cersei Lannister in a song.”
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Maynard James Keenan Offers Latest Tool Non-Update Update February 27th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg What a tool.