Tour de Force 0 Black Sabbath Announce Final Tour September 3rd, 2015 at 1:29pm Axl Rosenberg Our founding fathers are finally retiring. Supposedly.
New Stuff 0 Unleash a New Windhand Track on Your Thursday September 3rd, 2015 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Thick, smokey, lumbering psych metal. Amen.
Tour de Force 0 Harms Way Announce the “No Apostrophe’s No Fun” 2015 Tour with Twitching Tongues September 3rd, 2015 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Band still has major grammar issues they need to address in therapy.
This Sucks 0 Motorhead’s San Antonio Show Canceled Due to Lemmy’s Health, Status of Dallas Show Unclear September 3rd, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Motorhead’s fourth show cancelation or abbreviated set in less than a week.
Tour de Force 0 Failure Announce Fall Tour Dates, Become a Four-Piece, Release Live Performance Footage September 2nd, 2015 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein One article, lots of Failure!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Slipknot are Making a Haunted House September 2nd, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Seems appropriate.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 40 & 41: Chris Holmes vs. Danny Worsnop, Blake Judd vs. Wes Scantlin September 2nd, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Putz your hands in the air, and wave ’em like you just don’t care.
This Sucks 0 Bruce Dickinson Got Tongue Cancer from Being a Cunning Linguist September 2nd, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Don’t laugh, it’s not funny.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! September 1st, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s time for Wheel… of… WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT SAY?!?!
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 38 & 39: Mattie Montgomery vs. Giorgos Germenis, Bret Michaels vs. Axel Rudi Pell September 1st, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks ‘Cause being a putz is the pits.
Tour de Force 0 The Acacia Strain, Fit For An Autopsy Announce Tour With Some Other Bands September 1st, 2015 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Tune low, die slow.
Reunion Mania 0 Dr. Acula to Reunite For One Show Only, But Without Keyboard-Flipper Joey Simpson September 1st, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Serious blown opportunity.
Tour de Force 0 Hate Eternal Announce Tour Dates with Misery Index, Beyond Creation, and Rivers of Nihil September 1st, 2015 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus The best death metal tour of the fall?
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 37 & 38: Glenn Danzig vs. Jeffrey Hatrix, Lucas Mann vs. Ronnie Radke August 31st, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Putz happenin’, dudes?
Tour de Force 0 More Chances to Learn That Nobody Beats ‘Em: Byzantine Announce Tour Dates with Wednesday 13, Your Chance to Die August 31st, 2015 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein NOBODY. BEATS. THE BYZ.
Tour de Force 0 Protest the Hero AnnounceKezia 10th Anniversary Tour with Original Bassist and Drummer August 31st, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein But all the shows are in Canada. D’oh!
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0 Sunday To Speed Up Ludicrously & Oh So Very Hideously August 30th, 2015 at 2:43pm Kip Wingerschmidt LET’S GO STRAIGHT TO PLAID
Synthwave Sunday 0 Synthwave Sunday: Gunship’s Brutal New Claymation Music Video, “Tech Noir” August 30th, 2015 at 11:32am Vince Neilstein The video features cameos by Robocop, Alien, Jason, Leatherface, He-Man, and PinHead.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 35 & 36: Varg Vikernes vs. Ted Nugent, Andy Biersack vs. Ivan Moody August 28th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the biggest putz of all?
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 33 & 34: Lars Ulrich vs. Axl Rose, Geoff Tate vs. Shaun Glass August 27th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Putzy is as putzy does, and these putzes have done some real putzin’.