Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Listen to Publicist UK Cover Tori Amos January 21st, 2016 at 4:45pm MetalSucks For the flexi series, natch!
This Sucks 0 That Metal Show Gets Cancelled January 19th, 2016 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus Light a candle for the oldsters.
Haterade 0 Ammonia Hates Hellyeah January 19th, 2016 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Leak of dangerous gas causes Houston concert to be evacuated.
Metal in the Media 0 Chthonic Frontman Freddy Lim Is Now A Taiwanese Legislator January 18th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus I Ride With Freddy.
This Sucks 0 Tera Wray Static: Friends and Family Release Statement, Confirm Suicide January 18th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg “The exact cause of death has yet to be released by the coroner’s office, but a drug overdose has been ruled out.”
Metal Legacies 0 Montreal Canadiens Goalie Wears Lemmy Tribute Mask January 15th, 2016 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus Fuckin’ eh.
Greatest Hits 0 Jack Daniels Releases Single Barrel Whiskey in Honor of Motörhead January 15th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus The ultimate tribute.
Black Collar Workers 0 Avenged Sevenfold Try To Leave Warner Bros., Get Sued January 14th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus The label is seeking compensatory funds for uncompleted albums.
\m/ 0 Breaking: God and Satan Embroiled in Bidding War Over Lemmy’s Immortal Soul January 13th, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Place your bets!
Tour de Force 0 Behemoth Will Tour North America with Myrkur, Play The Satanist in its Entirety January 12th, 2016 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg AND they’ll have a museum of memorabilia with them.
Metal Legacies 0 Food & Beverage Magazine Officially Renames A Jack and Coke “The Lemmy” January 12th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus With bitters, though?
...And F*ck You Too 0 Some Poor Bastard is Going to “Win” a Tattoo of Chris Fronzak’s Face January 5th, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s like winning an injection of ebola.
Metal in the Media 0 Robert Trujillo Was Totally Hungover When He Auditioned for Metallica January 5th, 2016 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Somewhere, Scott Reeder is reeling.
What the...?? 0 Dream Theater Keyboardist Jordan Rudess Almost Played Drums on Pink Floyd’s The Wall January 4th, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Wait, what?
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Frankie Palmeri Vows to Continue Emmure with All New Band Members December 24th, 2015 at 10:52am Vince Neilstein Is it still “Emmure”? Does anyone even care?
Pummeling Politics 0 Ted Nugent for Trump, David Draiman for Bernie Sanders! December 17th, 2015 at 10:40am Vince Neilstein Thank goodness we have these MENSA members telling us what to think.
Breaking the Law 0 Ashmedi from Melechesh Arrested for Assault, Placed Under House Arrest December 16th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Oy va voy!
Metal Merch 0 Borknagar Makes Beard Oil Now December 15th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Finally, merchandising that makes sense.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 New Babymetal Album Coming in April 2016!!!! December 14th, 2015 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Too soon to start compiling those “Best of 2016” lists?
The Webernets 0 Randy Blythe Has Some Interesting Thoughts on Donald Trump December 10th, 2015 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein “If he is the president though, I am leaving America till he’s gone.”