Music Dorkery 140 BEST NERDY THING EVER OF THE DAY: HEADBANGING CELLISTS COVER “WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE” June 13th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Having some kind of string section cover Guns N’ Roses […]
The Webernets 140 DEAR DISAPPOINTED MORBID ANGEL FANS: LISTEN TO MITHRAS June 13th, 2011 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein It’s your choice: you can either bemoan the state of […]
Worst Week Ever 60 IN WHICH WE ACTUALLY AGREED WITH HITLER June 10th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe next week we’ll finally stop making fun of Morbid […]
Guest Columns 0 PAIN & PISS IN FOUR PARTS: WOODS OF YPRES TOUR BLOG #4 June 10th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks [Blackened doom metallers Woods of Ypres are currently touring North America […]
\m/ 210 SCAR SYMMETRY EMBRACE “DEATH JOVI” NAME TAG June 10th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein I love tooting my own horn. I also love creating […]
New Stuff 160 NEW MUSIC FROM ALIASES, CHRISTIAN MUENZER, A PALE HORSE NAMED DEATH June 10th, 2011 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein Aliases, the new band featuring SikTh’s sickly talented guitarist Pin, […]
Landphil Marathon 530 LANDPHIL MARATHON: MUNICIPAL WASTE/CANNABIS CORPSE BASSIST TAKES ON PRO WRESTLING June 9th, 2011 at 4:20pm MetalSucks So a few weeks ago I was hanging out on […]
Reviews 70 NITRO AND WILDESTARR: TURKISH HARDCORE VS. CALIFORNIAN POWER METAL June 9th, 2011 at 1:00pm MetalSucks I like reading bad reviews. (I enjoy a crucifixion. I […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 90 TEN SECONDS OF NEW CHIMAIRA MUSIC? I’LL TAKE IT! June 9th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Why, it was just yesterday that I was saying how […]
New Stuff 170 NEW CHIMAIRA SOUNDS DELICIOUS June 8th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg A couple of weeks ago, Chimaira debuted a new song, […]
Metal Merch 520 GET READY FOR THE MONOTONY OF METALLICA MONOPOLY June 8th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg When I was a kid, Monopoly was always known as […]
Metal in the Media 260 ANDREW O’NEILL: THE WORLD’S FIRST TRANSVESTITE OCCULTIST BLACK METAL STAND-UP COMEDIAN June 7th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg This morning, MetalSucks’ own Corey Mitchell made Vince and myself […]
Tour de Force 570 GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS 2011: INFOMERCIAL RELEASED! June 6th, 2011 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Making fun of juggalos is passe at this point; been […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2680 WHY DO PPL LIKE BLACK SABBATH?? June 3rd, 2011 at 4:00pm Sergeant D If there’s one band who is almost universally hyped, it’s […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 620 A METALSUCKS EXCLUSIVE: DEVIN TOWNSEND TALKS GAY TELESCOPES, ZILTOID TV, AND TOTAL DECONSTRUCTION June 2nd, 2011 at 3:30pm Anso DF Devin Townsend has so much explaining to do. As a […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 80 REVOCATION’S CHAOS OF FORMS: NOW FEATURING COWBELL BLASTBEATS June 2nd, 2011 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein This is the kind of news I like waking up […]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Guitarists 1660 #4: FREDRIK THORDENDAL (MESHUGGAH) June 1st, 2011 at 5:00pm Satan Rosenbloom MetalSucks recently polled its staff to determine who are The […]
New Stuff 70 CHIMAIRA HAVE AN ITCHY “TRIGGER FINGER” May 31st, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I wanna hear the new Chimaira album so badly I […]
Cinemetal 80 HAVOK! FIRE! ‘SPLOSIONS!!! May 26th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Two weeks from today, Havok will hit the road as […]
Contests 90 MARYLAND DEATH FEST MVP ANNOUNCED!!! May 26th, 2011 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Congratulations to Isaac S., the winner of our MDF MVP contest! […]