This Sucks 0 Asking Alexandria Bassist Involved in Moving Truck Accident March 18th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus Yeesh!
Metal Tech 0 Drummers: You Can Now Have a Third Arm March 15th, 2016 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg “We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.”
\m/ 0 Welp, This Dio Tattoo Wins the Fucking Game March 15th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus Riding the tiger at an expert level.
Rampant Rumors 0 Jim Breuer Says Brian Johnson “Kicked to the Curb” by AC/DC March 15th, 2016 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The singer was allegedly willing to continue touring despite the risk of hearing loss.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Animals As Leaders Tease New Album, Lots of Soundboard Knobs March 14th, 2016 at 4:00pm Phil Boozeman You want soundboard knobs? We got soundboard knobs.
Studio Stuff 0 And the Producer of the New Metallica Album Is… March 14th, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Hint: it’s not Bob Rock.
This Sucks 0 Dino Cazares Receives Racist Backlash for Insulting Donald Drumpf March 14th, 2016 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus …really?
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Stream the New Flexi Disc from Horrendous March 10th, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Recorded exclusively for Decibel!
Lolz 0 Scare Tactics: Can Headbanging KILL YOU?!?! March 10th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Innocent expression of fandom or one-way ticket road to the grave?
Rampant Rumors 0 Death: “You Guys Won’t Believe Which Rock Star Is Next!” March 9th, 2016 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus A pre-announcement announcement by the Reaper himself.
\m/ 0 Scientists Discover Material Blacker Than Black, Darkthrone March 9th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus None more black. Literally.
\m/ 0 Israeli Tool Fan Fights Off Hamas Terrorist Attacker with His Guitar March 9th, 2016 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Metal saves lives!
Editorials 0 Celebrate International Women’s Day 2016: Rock and Metal Ladies We Love, and Why We Need Them March 8th, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Featuring Doro Pesch, Laura Jane Grace, Mia Zapata, Grace Jones and more.
Black Collar Workers 0 Behemoth Bassist Orion is Tired of Cutting Venues in on the Band’s Merch Sales March 4th, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Can you blame him?
Editorials 0 Emmure’s Frankie Palmeri Admits That He’s Been “an Egotistical, Psychotic, Moronic Douche” March 4th, 2016 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Could Thanos Reignz REALLY be turning over a new leaf?
\m/ 0 Bruce Dickinson Wants To Bring Food To Starving Children With The World’s Largest Aircraft March 3rd, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Basically, he’s a fucking superhero.
Lolz 0 Foo Fighters are on Indefinite Hiatus, Laughing At Us All March 3rd, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus Their “big announcement” was a beautiful act of middle-fingery.
Metal Tech 0 Dream Theater Turning The Astonishing Into a Videogame February 29th, 2016 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Featuring the villainous Emperor Nafaryus. I did not make that name up.
New Stuff 0 Here’s Behemoth’s Nergal Recording His New “Blues, Country, and Folk” Project February 29th, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Oh, father! Oh, Satan! Oh, gawrsh!
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Songs That No One Knows (But They Should) February 26th, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Let’s stump our know-it-all friends with five lost gems!