Editorials 60 DOES ANTHRAX HAVE A NEW SINGER??? December 6th, 2007 at 1:39pm Vince Neilstein Anthrax is strongly rumored (originally reported by Metal-Blast)to have recruited […]
Editorials 310 MIKE PATTON AS THE VOICE OF THE CREATURES IN I AM LEGEND: BEST. CASTING. EVER. December 5th, 2007 at 10:13am Axl Rosenberg I Am Legend, based on a brilliant novella by Richard […]
Editorials 30 BAZ FINDS HIS SILVER LINING November 29th, 2007 at 12:55pm Axl Rosenberg Okay, seriously, this is the last thing we’re writing about […]
Editorials 110 A SAD DAY FOR SEBASTIAN BACH FANS November 28th, 2007 at 10:14am Axl Rosenberg With three guest appearances by the reclusive Axl Rose, multiple […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 60 SATURDAY SONG TO GET STONED TO: BIG BUSINESS – “FOCUS POCUS” November 24th, 2007 at 3:23pm Kip Wingerschmidt When Vince and I saw Big Business play live earlier […]
Editorials 190 SEBASTIAN BACH’S UNUSUAL ADVERTISING STRATEGY November 20th, 2007 at 11:23am Axl Rosenberg When I saw Sebastian Bach earlier this decade – I […]
Reviews 40 ARSONISTS GET ALL THE GIRLS’ THE GAME OF LIFE IS NEITHER FOR THE FAINT HEARTED NOR THE CLOSE MINDED November 19th, 2007 at 3:07pm Axl Rosenberg It was only a matter of time ’til a band […]
Editorials 40 MESHUGGAH MADNESS November 13th, 2007 at 11:32am Vince Neilstein It’s that time again; the Meshuggah camp is starting to […]
Cinemetal 5580 TOM MORELLO GETS DOWN WITH THE WGA November 12th, 2007 at 12:49pm Axl Rosenberg You may or may not have heard in the past […]
Reviews 1 “THE CHALLENGER EP” A (MOSTLY) SOLID STEP FOR INTRONAUT November 8th, 2007 at 3:12pm Kip Wingerschmidt I’ve been waiting for this fucker for some time now. […]
Editorials 40 SEBASTIAN BACH SPOUTS MORE AXL ROSE RHETORIC November 6th, 2007 at 11:12am Vince Neilstein According to ex-Skid Row frontman Sebastian Bach in a recent […]
Editorials 70 THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN’S GUITAR PLAYER THROWS AXL’S THEORIES ON KARMA INTO QUESTION November 2nd, 2007 at 12:31pm Kip Wingerschmidt Lately it seems as if our own resident hater-in-chief Axl […]
Contests 0 WIN A GRAB BAG OF DETHKLOK / ADULT SWIM MERCH!!! (RE-POST) October 30th, 2007 at 11:31am Axl Rosenberg Uncle Axl and Vince (and cousin Kip) have done it […]
Editorials 20 PROG-METAL GIGANTOSAURUS INTRONAUT TO DROP “THE CHALLENGER” EP THIS WEEK October 29th, 2007 at 10:57am Kip Wingerschmidt Like the mighty rumble and grumble of the dreaded monster […]
Cinemetal 7520 SO WHAT DO WE THINK OF KAT VON D? October 25th, 2007 at 1:59pm Axl Rosenberg Against my better judgement, I’ve been watching L.A. Ink these […]
Contests 0 WIN A GRAB BAG OF DETHKLOK / ADULT SWIM MERCH!!! October 25th, 2007 at 9:43am Vince Neilstein Uncle Axl and Vince (and cousin Kip) have done it […]
Reviews 20 NUCLEAR BLAST ALL STARS OUT OF THE DARK REVIEW: WILL THE REAL SOILWORK PLEASE STAND UP? October 24th, 2007 at 4:25pm Vince Neilstein October, 2007 will go down as an interesting month for […]
Cinemetal 1 NEW DETHKLOK VIDEO FOR “BLOODROCUTED” October 18th, 2007 at 11:19am Vince Neilstein Here’s the new Dethklok video for “Bloodrocuted.” And when is […]
Cinemetal 110 DOKAKA: NOT JUST A EUPHEMISM FOR POOP October 18th, 2007 at 10:15am Axl Rosenberg I don’t know much about Dokaka other than the fact […] http://www.metalcovenant.com/humor/dokaka_angel_of_death.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download | EmbedSubscribe: Spotify | RSS | Subscribe to The MetalSucks Podcast!
Editorials 50 FISHBONE IS RED HOT (AND OCCASIONALLY METAL) October 17th, 2007 at 10:28am Kip Wingerschmidt So I’m on a Metro-North train the other day, stumbling […]