Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Gene Hoglan Says Dethklok Will Release a New Album Under the Name “Galakticon 2” August 2nd, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Because they apparently don’t own the rights to their actual name.
Metal Etiquette 0 Wacken Open Air Festival Bans Backpacks in the Wake of European Terrorist Attacks July 28th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus Have fun carrying that merch around, guys.
Editorials 0 Editorial: More Metal Musicians Should be Like Jason Newsted July 26th, 2016 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein The ex-Metallica bassist just launched an acoustic project and says he’s mostly done with metal now. More middle-aged musicians should do the same.
Rampant Rumors 0 Nails Cancel UK Shows, Go On Sudden Hiatus July 25th, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Was it something we said?
Metal Legacies 0 Ozzy Will Stay Sober, But He Doesn’t Have To Be Happy About It July 25th, 2016 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus The metal god admits he doesn’t like sobriety, but doesn’t want to get drunk anymore.
Metal Etiquette 0 Video: Marilyn Manson’s Hershey, PA, Show Was Worse Than We Thought July 25th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus What happened?
Editorials 0 Linkin Park Vocalist Chester Bennington: “We Actually Kept Metal Alive” July 21st, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg So Metal Hammer recently asked Chester Bennington from Linkin Park about […]
\m/ 0 Machine Head’s Robb Flynn Details Diet and Extreme Flatulence in New Journal Entry July 21st, 2016 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Don’t be anywhere near this guy if he hasn’t taken his Beano.
\m/ 0 Limp Bizkit Guitarist Wes Borland Asks Trump Supporters to Stop Following Him on Social Media July 20th, 2016 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I’m no one to be giving political advice,” says Borland, “but neither is the dude from Duck Dynasty, and I would never speak at a party’s national convention.”
Moppet Metal 0 The Red Chord’s Mike “Gunface” and Sesame Street Will Teach Your Kid to Go Pee and Poo in the Potty July 11th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also: learn what it sounds like when Gunface runs his bathroom faucet!
Metalcal Marijuana 0 Members of Flotsam and Jetsam and Shadows Fall Get Into the Weed Business July 8th, 2016 at 4:20pm Axl Rosenberg Beats a side job at the mall.
Metal Tech 0 Cellphone Condoms Could Put An End to Shooting Video and Photos at Concerts July 7th, 2016 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The product is actually called Yandr.
Metal Mysteries 0 Of Mice & Men Frontman Austin Carlile Finds God Seven Years After Quitting Attack Attack! July 6th, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Also, he is not homosexual.
New Stuff 0 Stream the New Big Business Album Command Your Weather in Full! July 5th, 2016 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein The band returns to their original two-piece lineup.
Editorials 0 Editorial: Take Photos with Your Phone, But Hold Off On Posting Them June 30th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus It’s cool to get memories. It’s lame to lose an experience over making sure they’re online.
Metal Tech 0 Breaking: Metal Won’t Fuck Up Your Child June 30th, 2016 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Apparently, Baby Mozart is no more helpful to your child’s development than Maggot Colony.
\m/ 0 This Guy Learned to Play Guitar Again After Losing All Four of His Limbs June 29th, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Your complaints about not enough vocals in your monitor officially no longer matter.
Rampant Rumors 0 Melvins’ Buzz Osborne Just Told Us More About the Next TOOL Album Than TOOL Have in 10 Years June 29th, 2016 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein What on earth is the mysterious band up to these days? Buzz has the knowledge!
Tour de Force 0 Cult of Luna and Julie Christmas to Tour Europe June 22nd, 2016 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Stupid lucky Euros.
New Stuff 0 Carnifex’s New Song Will Take You “Six Feet Closer to Hell” June 22nd, 2016 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Also: MetalSucks readers explain the appeal of this band to Vince!