510 DOWNLOAD DOUBLE DRAGON’S DEVASTATOR… FOR FREE! February 5th, 2010 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Australia’s Double Dragon have apparently been tearing shit up on […]
Haterade 900 NOT ALL NORWEGIAN METAL IS TR00 January 26th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg A reader known only as “Jonas” sent us the below […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 150 ALBUMS THAT WILL F*CK YOUR FACE OFF IN 2010: THOU, SUMMIT January 19th, 2010 at 2:30pm Sammy O'Hagar Thou Summit Label – TBD Release date – TBD Louisiana’s […]
Reviews 280 QUICKIE REVIEW OF AN UNSIGNED BAND: RAVENSCRY January 12th, 2010 at 12:31pm Dave Mustein Today, I’m looking at Ravenscry, a “melodic metal” band from […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 490 BREAKING INTO DECIBEL: THE TOP 100 METAL ALBUMS OF THE DECADE +10 January 5th, 2010 at 12:00pm Anso DF What you are about to read, dear MetalSucks Maniac, is […]
New Stuff 140 ABORTED NEED “CORONARY RECONSTRUCTION” December 21st, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Death metal butchers Aborted have launched the title-track of their […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 90 NOT A SANCTUARY REUNION, BUT WE’LL TAKE IT December 18th, 2009 at 2:00pm Anso DF Nevermore’s last record came out in 2005, but since then […]
Br00tal-lists 350 METALSUCKS’ FAVORITE TOURS OF 2009 December 17th, 2009 at 2:30pm MetalSucks In no particular order, here are a bunch of tours […]
Br00tal-lists 410 SAMMY O’HAGAR’S TOP TWENTY METAL ALBUMS OF 2009 December 17th, 2009 at 2:00pm Sammy O'Hagar To those of you that haven’t been paying attention (which […]
Interviews 130 SWALLOW THE SUN’S JUHA RAIVIO: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW December 4th, 2009 at 12:30pm MetalSucks For a prolific band (they’ve released five albums since their […]
...And F*ck You Too 1600 Varg Vikernes Feels Guilty About Enjoying Sex with Men November 18th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg They call that beard a “cum catcher.” So Varg Vikernes […]
Music Dorkery 250 DEVIN TOWNSEND, OPERA KING October 7th, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein We all know Mr. Townsend as a top-notch writer, producer, […]
Music Dorkery 520 AXL ROSENBERG SHOULD JUST GO JOIN WAKING THE CADAVER September 18th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg If you read this site regularly, then you’re probably aware […]
Haterade 1020 SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE (PART 11) September 11th, 2009 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein There are so many things wrong with this band that […]
Interviews 1820 ARTHUR VON NAGEL OF CORMORANT: THE OFFICIAL METALSUCKS INTERVIEW August 28th, 2009 at 2:35pm Ziltoid Once the polls indicated that I was practically guaranteed to […]
Music Dorkery 250 BLACK METAL GETS ALL SMART N’ SH*T August 19th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Did you know that MetalSucks’ very own Satan Rosenbloom runs […]
Worst Week Ever 70 IN WHICH WE WERE TOO HUNGOVER TO DO A DECENT JOB July 17th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Alright, people. I feel like fucking death. I just wanna […]
Contests 70 UNSIGNED BANDS: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE DAVID BRODSKY DIRECT YOUR MUSIC VIDEO… FOR FREE?!? July 17th, 2009 at 2:32pm Axl Rosenberg Our brostafas at Metal Injection are running what has to […]
Editorials 180 AND THE NEW TOURING GUITARIST FOR GOD FORBID IS… July 9th, 2009 at 10:11am Axl Rosenberg …Matt Wicklund, formerly of the now-defunct Himsa. He also played […]
21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century... So Far 2700 THE 522 ALBUMS THAT DIDN’T MAKE THE LIST July 8th, 2009 at 9:00am MetalSucks The list was never meant to be definitive – there […]