Greatest Hits 0 Clothing Chain H&M Creates Fake Metal Bands to Sell Merch, Releases a Song Called “Vaginal’s Juice Dripping into Cadaverous” [UPDATED: No, They Didn’t] March 23rd, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg They are going REALLY far to try and convince people that these are real bands.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Metal Lyrics Re-Adjusted for Senior Citizens March 17th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Because you can’t be the youth gone wild forever…
Reviews 0 Oceano’s Ascendants: Like An Everflowing Deuce March 12th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus Sounds like someone carrying a box of breakdowns who fell down a flight of stairs.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: February 17, 2015 February 17th, 2015 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund It’s our heavy new releases round-up, featuring Kinski, Primitive Man, Carnation, Vardan, and some awesome stuff you’ve never even heard of!
Viral Vomit 0 Monuments Members Make Metal Version of Jim Carrey’s Bruce Almighty February 2nd, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Chris Barretto better watch his back — here comes Steve Carell!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: January 27, 2015 January 27th, 2015 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund Xibalba, Periphery, Voices, Venom, Sodom, Sumokem and more are this week’s heavy new releases!
Unsigned and Unholy 0 Unsigned and Unholy: Thoren, Skinslip, Tyranny Enthroned January 9th, 2015 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein All three of today’s featured unsigned bands play music loosely based around death metal.
Metal Metsieh 0 Amazon Has More Than 3,000 Metal and Hard Rock Albums on Sale for Just Five Bucks! December 26th, 2014 at 3:48pm Axl Rosenberg New shit! Medium-age shit! Old shit! ALL CHEAP!!!
Metal Mysteries 0 Metal-Related Questions I Jotted Down When I Was Baked December 12th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Just call me the heavy metal Confucius.
Unsigned and Unholy 0 Unsigned and Unholy: Lifeless One, Fugle December 11th, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Two completely different unsigned bands that have impressed us recently.
Music Dorkery 0 This 9-String Metal Song Actually Uses all 9 Strings December 9th, 2014 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Written and performed by Internet Guitar Guy Rob Scallon.
Br00tal-lists 0 The Best Metal Albums of 2014, As Chosen by Metal Musicians Themselves — Part VIII December 5th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Every year, MetalSucks asks musicians from across the vast spectrum […]
Br00tal-lists 0 The Best Metal Albums of 2014, As Chosen by Metal Musicians Themselves — Part VI December 4th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Featuring Max Cavalera and members of Hollow Earth, Serpentine Path, Hour of Penance, Hooded Menace, The Drip, Seizures, Exumer and The Banner.
Br00tal-lists 0 The Best Metal Albums of 2014, As Chosen by Metal Musicians Themselves — Part III December 3rd, 2014 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Featuring members of Pig Destroyer, Scale the Summit, Allegaeon, 36 Crazyfists, Possessed, Gruesome, Dictated, and Netherlands.
Br00tal-lists 0 The Best Metal Albums of 2014, As Chosen by Metal Musicians Themselves — Part I December 1st, 2014 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Featuring selections from members of Revocation, Nero Di Marte, and Noctem.
Black Collar Workers 0 Wanna Know How Much Money Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Tool, Deftones and More Earn to Play Shows? November 21st, 2014 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Also: Carcass, Meshuggah, and more.
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time: The Entire List in One Place November 21st, 2014 at 10:00am MetalSucks Whether you missed our countdown or you’d just like to review the results again, we’ve made life a little easier for you by gathering the entire list in one place.
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 MetalSucks Readers Name Death the Best Metal Band of All Time November 20th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Readers confirm eighteen outta twenty-five of the industry’s own selections.
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week November 14th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Black Sabbath, Black Tusk, and other bands that don’t have the word “black” in their name.
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, the REAL #1: Black Sabbath November 14th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Sorry, Manowar fans.
