Editorials 650 IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY. IT’S ON EARTH DAY. April 22nd, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Today is Earth Day, meaning we’re supposed to do our […]
Editorials 110 BLACK RAINBOWS ARE METAL, AND COHEED & CAMBRIA KINDA ARE TOO April 9th, 2010 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein As I already said, I’m completely over following the Coheed […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE HIT A NEW LOW March 12th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So Vince is now out of town. Again. Luckily, we […]
Cinemetal 130 LIVE, TONIGHT IN PERSON, IT’S THE RED CHORD! March 12th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I think I’ve mentioned like a bajillion times already that […]
Hardcore Super Starr 3110 Hardcore Super Starr: Adult Film Actress Bobbi Starr on the Top Ten Metal Bands She Wishes Would Gangbang Her March 11th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Hello MetalSucks readers! I realize that most of you don’t […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 1160 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL PONDERS IF IT’S BETTER TO DIE OR BECOME A SHELL OF A HUMAN BEING March 5th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg There’s a certain look that some people who have made […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 150 OBVIOUS WARRANT PUN HERE March 3rd, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Man oh man, Jani Lane’s life just keeps getting better […]
Editorials 400 MAX CAVALERA MAKES MORE MONEY THAN YOU February 15th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Not that this really has anything to do with anything, […]
Tour de Force 330 SPOILER ALERT: HERE’S THE SET LIST FOR THE MEGADETH RUST IN PEACE ANNIVERSARY TOUR February 15th, 2010 at 9:34am Axl Rosenberg I understand in this day and age of the interwebs, […]
Everyone's Replaceable 140 BRAD FICKEISEN ALSO AVAILABLE FOR WHITE LION REUNION!!! February 9th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg For reasons I do not currently know, drummer Brad Fickeisen […]
Haterade 290 THE GRAMMYS: OUR NON-REPORT February 1st, 2010 at 10:45am Axl Rosenberg I didn’t watch the Grammys last night, and judging by […]
New Stuff 320 BLACKJAZZ January 28th, 2010 at 12:31pm Vince Neilstein There are only so many metal riffs you can assemble […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 1 DEFEATER BRING THEIR RED, WHITE, AND BLUES TO THE WEST COAST January 22nd, 2010 at 11:34am Gary Suarez Given that I’m a jet setting go-getter always on the […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 40 NO ONE DESERVES TO TOUR MORE THAN BLACKLISTED January 20th, 2010 at 11:00am Gary Suarez Released stealthily though Deathwish Inc. quite late last year, Blacklisted’s […]
Tour de Force 260 THE RED CHORD GO FOR BURGERS & BOWLING January 8th, 2010 at 10:41am Axl Rosenberg Holy shit, do I wanna see The Red Chord play […]
Editorials 920 THE AUSTERITY PROGRAM’S JUSTIN FOLEY ON WHY SENATOR JOE LIEBERMAN IS THE FUTURE OF METAL December 22nd, 2009 at 1:27pm MetalSucks I saw Until the Light Takes Us last week and […]
Reviews 1060 BETTER LATE THAN NEVER: AXL REVIEWS IWABO’S IT’S ALL HAPPENING December 21st, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg If I had the world’s worst case of ADHD and […]
Br00tal-lists 1170 VINCE NEILSTEIN’S TOP TWENTY METAL ALBUMS OF 2009 December 17th, 2009 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein In the weeks prior to — and even during — […]
Br00tal-lists 860 AXL ROSENBERG’S TOP TWENTY METAL ALBUMS OF 2009 December 17th, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Anyone who says 2009 wasn’t an amazing year for metal […]
Br00tal-lists 280 METALSUCKS INTERN MATT HEAFOWITZ’ TOP TWELVE METAL ALBUMS OF 2009 December 17th, 2009 at 3:00pm MetalSucks MetalSucks intern Matt Heafowitz is making his editorial debut with […]
