New Stuff 0 I THINK MATT HEAFY IS TROLLING US ALL May 23rd, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg For my eleventh birthday, my very supportive, liberal parents bought […]
Cinemetal 0 GOJIRA’S “L’ENFANT SAUVAGE” VIDEO IS FRICKIN’ SWEET May 23rd, 2012 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Gojira have debuted the video for the title track to […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: MAY 22, 2012 May 22nd, 2012 at 10:00am Vic Vaughn Oh hi there, metal people of awesomeness! It’s Tuesday, so […]
Reviews 0 INCH SCRAPER: HARDCORE 7″ REVIEWS OF THE BEAUTIFUL ONES, GIT SOME, AND WREAK HAVOC May 21st, 2012 at 3:00pm Gary Suarez An asterisk amidst the exclamation points, Git Some play atypical […]
A Game of Thrones 0 GAME OF THRONES, SEASON 2: THE HEAVY METAL REVIEW — EPISODE 2.8, “THE PRINCE OF WINTERFELL” May 21st, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks Game of Thrones cake courtesy of reader Conor Shanley Welcome to the […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WARD WITHOUT END May 18th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch Hi hi hi it’s the new MetalSucks Question Of […]
Reviews 0 SST AND SYMPATHY May 18th, 2012 at 3:30pm Gary Suarez Ageism and rockism are strange and inextricable bedfellows, limbs inconveniently […]
Cinemetal 0 YEE-HAW: CHECK OUT THE NEW GHOUL PATROL VIDEO May 18th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg A Finnish reader named Anssi sent us Ghoul Patrol’s first-ever video, […]
New Stuff 0 ENABLER ARE ENABLING THE ENABLEMENT OF AWESOME RIFFS May 18th, 2012 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein When I saw Enabler play at SXSW this past March […]
Viral Vomit 0 MAN DROPKICKS SNOOKI LOOK-ALIKE AT KANSAS CITY ROCKFEST, RECEIVES A BEATDOWN May 18th, 2012 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein I’ve seen some brutal shit happen in moshpits at metal […]
Tour de Force 0 THE HUMAN ABSTRACT CONFIRM EUROPEAN FEST APPEARANCE; MORE DATES TO FOLLOW? May 17th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This probably isn’t going to come as a huge shock, […]
Reviews 0 YELLOW & GREEN: BARONESS’ CROSSOVER MASTERPIECE May 17th, 2012 at 12:30pm Sammy O'Hagar I have two qualms with Baroness’ Blue Record: 1) It […]
Cinemetal 0 THE SAFETY FIRE: STILL FUNNY MOTHERF*CKERS May 17th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg The Safety Fire have posted a video recap of their […]
Cinemetal 0 TOM CRUISE AND AUTOTUNE TEAM UP TO RUIN DEF LEPPARD, MAKE ME GOUGE MY EARDRUMS OUT May 16th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg As we’ve reported before, this summer Tom Cruise will be […]
...And F*ck You Too 0 NEO-NAZI BLACK METAL BASSIST ELECTED TO GREEK PARLIAMENT May 16th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’m honestly not familiar with the Greek black metal band Naer Mataron, […]
Editorials 0 HOOP LOGIC with GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE: “THESE GUYS HAVE A FOUR-LEAF CLOVER UP THEIR ASS” May 15th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Hi ballerz and welcome to your MetalSucks Hoop Logic Round […]
Cinemetal Reviews 0 NO ROOM FOR ROCKSTARS PEERS INSIDE THE WARPED TOUR MINUS THE SUNBURNS, STANKY ASS PORT-A-POTTIES, AND IDIOT TEENINJAS May 15th, 2012 at 4:00pm Corey Mitchell The Vans Warped Tour blows. At least that was my […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 EXCLUSIVE REPORT: WHAT’S UP WITH MANTIC RITUAL? May 14th, 2012 at 4:30pm Anso DF Last week I saw this tweet: “Where the fuck are Mantic Ritual […]
Not Quite Metal? 0 STREAM THE NEW HOT WATER MUSIC ALBUM RIGHT NOW! May 14th, 2012 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Hot Water Music certainly aren’t metal and I don’t know […]
A Game of Thrones 0 GAME OF THRONES, SEASON 2: THE HEAVY METAL REVIEW — EPISODE 2.7, “A MAN WITHOUT HONOR” May 14th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks Game of Thrones: Try to tell free people what to […]