Tour de Force 0 Trivium Announce Tour with Sabaton and Huntress July 13th, 2016 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The lost battalion will fuck you to death until the world goes cold.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win a Copy of Black Crown Initiate’s Selves We Cannot Forgive on Vinyl! July 12th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The band’s totally sexcellent sophomore album comes out July 22 on eOne!
Tour de Force 0 The Dillinger Escape Plan Announces Special Intimate North American Tour July 12th, 2016 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Also: a vocabularly lesson + we think we know the title of the band’s new album!
Viral Vomit 0 MEOWTALLICA is Exactly What it Sounds Like it is July 12th, 2016 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Metallica songs consisting entirely of meows for vocals.
New Stuff 0 SubRosa Return with Haunting New Track From Upcoming Album July 12th, 2016 at 10:00am MetalSucks “The band has managed to encapsulate the agony so many in the world are feeling right now by delivering 13 minutes of concurrently devastating and gorgeous doom.”
Moppet Metal 0 The Red Chord’s Mike “Gunface” and Sesame Street Will Teach Your Kid to Go Pee and Poo in the Potty July 11th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also: learn what it sounds like when Gunface runs his bathroom faucet!
Admin 0 Today: Valient Thorr Take Over the MetalSucks Instagram Account! July 11th, 2016 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Ever wondered how long it takes Valient Himself to lace up those red superhero boots? Or how many amp cabinets Eidan Thorr can lift at once?
Converse Rubber Tracks x MetalSucks 0 Unsigned Metal Bands: Apply For a Recording Session with Will Putney or Kurt Ballou at Converse Rubber Tracks x MetalSucks 2016! July 7th, 2016 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Yes, it really is free, and yes, you should sign up RIGHT NOW!
Tweet Twat 0 Let’s Make Fun of Punks on Twitter Losing Their Shit Over Henry Rollins’ Appearance in a Calvin Klein Ad July 7th, 2016 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein “Next it’ll be Jello Biafra for hemorrhoid cream.” “Add this to the list of apocalypse signs.” “I just need a minute to think about what life even means.”
Reunion Mania 0 Video: Steven Adler Performs with Guns N’ Roses in Cincinnati July 7th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg FINALLY.
New Stuff 0 Hammers of Misfortune are “Flying Alone” as the Kings of Unpretentious Prog Metal July 6th, 2016 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein The Bay Area outfit will release their new album on July 22nd; listen to two of its tracks in here.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win CDs from Death and Gruesome! July 5th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg None of you mooks got it right last week, so we’re trying again!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Waxen’s Weihung Auf Satan: U Jam? July 5th, 2016 at 4:30pm Anso DF Minus, Marduk, and Yngwie Malmsteen.
Synthwave Sunday 0 Synthwave Sunday July 4th Monday: Waveshaper, Station Nova July 4th, 2016 at 11:27am Vince Neilstein Siqq tones that should make any old-school NES fiend happy, and hot songs to boot.
Guest Columns 0 Idiot Sound Guy Knocks Over Stage Blood That Kevin’s Mom Worked Really Hard On July 1st, 2016 at 3:00pm MetalSucks “This is a tragedy,” claims Nguyen. “I can’t see Pyramid of Pain doing a show without the prop blood. We always end the show with our best song, ‘Skinhole,’ and it’s this huge spectacle, you know?”
New Stuff 0 Brujeria Announce New Album, North American Tour with Cattle Decapitation July 1st, 2016 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus ¡CHINGA TU MADRE!
Cinemetal 0 Here’s the Short Film That Accompanies Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross’ “Juno” July 1st, 2016 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Visions of Harmony” compares musicians to rocket scientists.
Black Collar Workers 0 Lawyer Who Led Plagiarism Case Against Led Zeppelin Has Been Suspended, Sounds Like a Scumbag July 1st, 2016 at 11:20am Emperor Rhombus Works on contingency? No, money down!
New Stuff 0 Listen to “Juno,” a New Song from Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross (Nine Inch Nails, How to Destroy Angels) June 30th, 2016 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg The track is intended to celebrate the arrival of NASA’s Juno spacecraft on Jupiter after a four-year-long journey.
Events 0 Maryland Deathfest 2017: First Bands Announced June 30th, 2016 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Includes Morbid Angel, Autopsy, Decrepit Birth, and more.