Editorials 0 New Survey Shows Which Music Festival Audiences Have the Most Sex August 24th, 2016 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Mmm, girl, I don’t know if it’s the mushrooms or the mud in my asscrack, but I’m feeling hot for you right now…
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Paraguayan Security Barricade Quits Mid-Megadeth Show Over Contract Dispute August 22nd, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Without a barricade, Megadeth fans could crush (crush!), crush ’em (crush ’em!).
Br00tal-lists 0 Today’s List Over Which to Argue: Metal Hammer‘s Ten Essential Nu-Metal Albums August 11th, 2016 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg My list is considerably different from… wait, why does this seem familiar?
\m/ 0 Tony Iommi’s Cancer is in Remission August 10th, 2016 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein This is fantastic news.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Ozzy Osbourne Being Sued by Former Bassist Bob Daisley, Who He Claims is an Obsessive Troll August 10th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus To Ozzy’s credit, this isn’t the first time Daisley has gone after him legally.
Metal Tech 0 New Drug May Reverse Hearing Loss August 9th, 2016 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Science comes in handy once again!!!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: August 5, 2016 August 5th, 2016 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund Listen to this week’s heavy new releases from Mo’s Generator, Sext, Rushing Circles, The Dangler of Falling, Weird Anxiety, and tons more!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Tool Album Update: Band “Grinding Away on New Material Four Days a Week,” Tease “Stop the Press News” July 29th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The news won’t require that you stop ALL the presses. Just the one.
Lolz 0 Scare Tactics: Was Black Metal a CHRISTIAN RECRUITMENT TOOL?!?!?! July 26th, 2016 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus Was metal’s most satanic genre started to make young people accept Jesus?
Metal in the Media 0 Video: Juan Brujo from Brujeria Delivers 2016 GOP National Convention Speech July 20th, 2016 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg No plagiarism here!
Metal in the Media 0 Dave Grohl and Foo Fighters Get Their Own Jeopardy! Category July 15th, 2016 at 12:00pm Phil Boozeman Time to flex those trivia muscles.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Mushroomhead’s Rick “Stitch” Thomas Proudly Signs Petition Declaring Black Lives Matter “a Terrorist Organization” July 12th, 2016 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg And here you thought the most offensive thing about this band was their music!
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Album Premiere: Horseburner, Dead Seeds, Barren Soil July 1st, 2016 at 3:30pm MetalSucks West Virginia stoner metal band Horseburner premieres their new album exclusively on MetalSucks.
Editorials 0 Todd Jones from Nails is a Scene Bully June 27th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe it’s for the best that you’ll never be one of them.
Br00tal-lists 0 Too Soon for Love: Emperor Rhombus’ Best of 2016…So Far June 8th, 2016 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Destroyer 666! Uada! Rotten Sound!
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Meat Is Meat (Memorial Day BBQ Edition) May 27th, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Here’s to a great holiday weekend barbecue! Why are you salting my thigh?
Editorials 0 Donald Trump is a Lot Like Metallica in the Early ’80s May 24th, 2016 at 3:30pm Maximus Hear us out on this…
Cinemetal 0 Video: James Hetfield Performs Acoustic Version of “Motorbreath” May 17th, 2016 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Do you think a stripped-down version of this song still works?
New Stuff 0 Listen: Throane Torches You In “Un Instant” May 3rd, 2016 at 2:30pm Anso DF Awesome jam is awesome for the metal ecosystem
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Nikki Sixx Doesn’t Want You to be Sucked in by YouTube’s Web of Lies May 3rd, 2016 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus Is the video site actually “spinning misinformation” as Sixx claims, or merely providing bored viewers with hilarious videos of baby animals?
