Guest Columns 0 Story Behind Metalhead’s Eye Patch Remarkably Boring September 1st, 2016 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Patrons of The Lockjaw Bar have been “totally let down” by the story behind the eyepatch on one particularly tough-looking customer’s face, according to multiple reports.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: August 26, 2016 August 26th, 2016 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund Listen to all this week’s million heavy new releases by Them Bulls, Astrophobos, Sodom, Lesbian, Wretch, Die Young, Dark Forest, Bangladeafy, and tons more.
This Sucks 0 Baroness Show Gets Almost 200 Heat Complaints August 18th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus Nothing like 500 dudes in black pissing sweat from every inch of their skin.
New Stuff 0 Post-Hardcore Band Husbandry Debuts New Track, “So Long, Capricornian Crone” August 12th, 2016 at 2:40pm MetalSucks Astrology ain’t got nothin’ on this one.
New Stuff 0 Fit For An Autopsy “Flatlining” August 12th, 2016 at 1:20pm Vince Neilstein A surprisingly melodic song from these brutes.
Metal in the Media 0 New Study Asserts That Metal Helps Fans Cope with Death August 10th, 2016 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well… duh?
Punishing Pictorials 0 Michael Phelps Has Some Serious Metalface August 9th, 2016 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus So we Photoshop’d him into a bunch of metal photos!
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: Ilenkus, “Hunny Bunny” August 8th, 2016 at 5:00pm MetalSucks A nut-grabbing explosion of raw violence and grinding post-hardcore, this song brings to mind Axe to Fall-era Converge with just enough Botch-inspired math bits thrown in to keep you on your toes.
New Stuff 0 “Hellionaires”: Trap Them Invest Their Hell Wisely August 1st, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus A brand new track from the masters of unpleasantness.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week July 29th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Slayer, and more.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: July 29, 2016 July 29th, 2016 at 1:30pm David Lee Rothmund We can’t imagine a reason that you’d want to check out of reality today. Just in case, you could listen to this week’s heavy new releases by Manegarm, Ghoul, Eerie, Jason Richardson, Zodiac, Ringworm, and tons more.
Editorials 0 Editorial: Stop Saying Politics Have No Place in Metal July 28th, 2016 at 4:20pm Axl Rosenberg Politics have always been a part of metal, and they always will be.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: July 22, 2016 July 22nd, 2016 at 11:30am David Lee Rothmund Listen to this week’s heavy new releases l o u d : Denouncement Pyre, Revocation, Periphery, Hammers Of Misfortune, Black Crown Initiate, and tons more
Editorials 0 Editorial: Album Sequels Are The Worst July 19th, 2016 at 4:30pm Emperor Rhombus Next to everyone’s favorite album, Everyone’s Favorite Album II: The Quest for Rent Money will always look pitiful.
Editorials 0 Editorial: Every Non-Metal Band Should Have A Metal Member July 19th, 2016 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Even if you play, I don’t know, electric pop mixed with big band swing, a metalhead on your team could add an edge you didn’t know you could have.
Poll 0 Informal Reader Poll: Is There A Part Of Your Life You Keep Separate From Metal? July 12th, 2016 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus Who must never know your secret identity as a headbanger?
WSOU Album of the Month 0 WSOU Picks of the Week: Poison Headache and Silent Planet July 8th, 2016 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Plus: Gojira, Power Trip, and Beartooth top this week’s radio charts.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Waxen’s Weihung Auf Satan: U Jam? July 5th, 2016 at 4:30pm Anso DF Minus, Marduk, and Yngwie Malmsteen.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week July 1st, 2016 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Body Count, the Melvins, Mastodon, and more.
Cinemetal 0 Here’s the Short Film That Accompanies Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross’ “Juno” July 1st, 2016 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Visions of Harmony” compares musicians to rocket scientists.
