Lick My Label 0 Megadeth Reveal New Album Title and Label Home February 12th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Both are anticlimatic.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Super Bowl Wrap-Up: Boom Boom, Out Go the Lights! February 5th, 2013 at 10:00am MetalSucks Through thick, thin, power outages, elk semen and oversized Jenga, Brockie is still a football fan at heart.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which To Our Ass We Bent Our Rope February 1st, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I’m gonna titty fuck my butt cheeks!”
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Pre-Super Bowl: OK, I Finally Realized There Was Already a Successful TV Show Called “Necessary Roughness” January 30th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Brockie is all sour grapes that his precious Skins aren’t in the Super Bowl, but at least he knows that he’s sour grapes. Which team does he pick to win?
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 18: Championship Weekend: I Absolutely Love ALL the Teams That Play with Balls January 21st, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Brockie talks about Colin Kaepernick’s arms (and the tattoos thereon) and the demise of Tom Brady and the pats.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Divisional Playoff Weekend: I Hate Every Team That is Still Playing January 15th, 2013 at 5:46pm MetalSucks Brockie laments the Redskins’ inept handling of RG III’s injury and wishes for Ray Lewis and Tom Brady to “run into each other and explode.”
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Wild Card Weekend: The Agony and the More Agony January 7th, 2013 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Brockie recaps all this weekend’s NFL playoff action, hates on Ray Lewis, and laments the elimination of his beloved Redskins.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 17: Old Dudes Celebrate Silly Game, Are Delirious With Joy! January 2nd, 2013 at 11:00am MetalSucks Brockie gloats about the Redskins’ playoff birth and Tony Romo’s implosion.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 15: Will You People Quit Killing Each Other so I Can Enjoy at Least One Weekend of Football? December 19th, 2012 at 11:00am MetalSucks Brockie has some things to say about the shooting in Newton, CT.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 14: Another Week, Another Dead Player December 11th, 2012 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Brockie dissects the tragic accident in Dallas (just one week after the incident in Kansas City), the miracle of Peyton Manning’s comeback, Tom Brady’s stomping of the Texans and more.
Br00tal-lists 0 Emperor Rhombus’ Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2012 December 4th, 2012 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus Desecresy! Down! Asphyx!
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 13: I Get Cheeky with Managament and Disgusted in General December 3rd, 2012 at 5:30pm MetalSucks Dave begs the editors to move this column to Tuesday and mourns the loss of “murderer Javon Belcher’s” girlfriend.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 11: Turkey Day Stuffing November 26th, 2012 at 3:30pm MetalSucks The Houston Texans are for real, the Skins keep their playoff hopes alive, the Patriots thrash the hapless Jets, and more of the Week 11 NFL action.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 11: Die, Eagles, Die! November 19th, 2012 at 6:20pm MetalSucks Dave Brockie recounts the time Eagles fans poured beer and garbage all over him, then recaps this weekend’s NFL action.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Choose Your Own MetalSucks Guest Columnist November 16th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Doc Coyle. Oderus Urungus. Eyal Levi. Paul Masvidal. Who do u select as the next superstar guest writer on MetalSucks?
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 10: We Are All Losers Now November 12th, 2012 at 5:30pm MetalSucks In which the Falcons undefeated season came to an end, the Giants lost and the 49ers and Rams tied.
Editorials 0 Dave Mustaine, Oderus Urungus, and Ted Nugent Comment on President Obama’s Re-Election November 8th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg You’ll never guess how each one reacted to the news!
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 9: F*ck Mike Shanahan! November 5th, 2012 at 5:52pm MetalSucks Gwar’s Dave Brockie vents about the Redskins woeful season so far, calls for coach Shanahan’s head.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 8: The Regular Season Reaches the Halfway Point October 29th, 2012 at 5:30pm MetalSucks Which teams are happy, and which ones are realizing that their “slow start” has turned into a “steady suck”?
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Oderus Urungus, Marilyn Manson and Buzz Osbourne Should Start an Anti-Rob Zombie Club October 29th, 2012 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein Gwar’s Oderus Urungus is the latest metal celeb to publicly slam Rob Zombie.
