Rampant Rumors 220 TWO ORGASMIC PROG METAL TOURS ON THE HORIZON May 19th, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein UPDATE: The Deciblog has confirmed that the Cynic tour mentioned […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE SHAVED BELLADONNA’S BUSH May 14th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yep, we talked a lot of smack on Joey Belladonna […]
This Sucks 130 EXIVIOUS NO LONGER SEXIVIOUS May 13th, 2010 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein I know I’m a bit late here, but I just […]
Worst Week Ever 80 IN WHICH WE WERE GRATEFUL THAT TIMES SQUARE DIDN’T EXPLODE May 7th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg A few hours ago authorities evacuated Times Square for the […]
Worst Week Ever 60 IN WHICH WE GOT A FACELIFT April 30th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg EVERYBODY SING WITH ME NOW: “I FEEL PRETTY, OH SO […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 270 I CHALLENGE MASVIDAL TO A BATTLE OF WITS April 29th, 2010 at 2:00pm Anso DF Don’t think I haven’t noticed how that rotten Paul Masvidal […]
Worst Week Ever 330 IN WHICH WE SHUT DOWN A LITTLE EARLY SO WE COULD FINALLY UNVEIL THE BIG SURPRISE April 23rd, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg I think we’ve teased this big surprise a million times […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 1130 EYAL’S TOP UNDERRATED GUITARISTS April 20th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks I’ve always hated top-whatever lists. Best guitarist, best band, best […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 570 EYAL LEVI ASSERTS THAT METAL AND CLASSICAL MUSIC ARE NOT THE SAME THING April 20th, 2010 at 10:00am MetalSucks I’m sick and tired of hearing that classical music and […]
Admin 110 TOMORROW: LEVI/WERSTLER SUCKS April 19th, 2010 at 5:30pm MetalSucks Tomorrow, Levi/Werstler’s debut album, Avalanche of Worms – which we’re […]
Worst Week Ever 60 IN WHICH WE COULDN’T GO OUT ‘CAUSE OUR ROOTS WERE SHOWING April 16th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I just wanna throw my two cents in… True story: […]
New Stuff 110 SIZE DOES MATTER ALL ALONG THE WATCHTOWER April 15th, 2010 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein In 1985 the Texas quartet WatchTower released Energetic Disassembly and […]
Reviews 220 TRAPPED UNDER AN AVALANCHE OF WORMS April 13th, 2010 at 4:20pm Axl Rosenberg I know I’m gonna get shit for the review I’m […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 70 PROCESS OF A NEW GOROD April 12th, 2010 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein French tech-metallers Gorod have been teasing the Interwebs for months […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 550 NIRVANA BIOPIC RUMORED TO FEATURE 9/11 EXPLOITING VAMPIRE IN LEAD April 9th, 2010 at 1:00pm Gary Suarez When I awoke this morning, my Twitter friends list featured […]
Editorials 70 METAL FOR A BRIGHT, BRIGHT SUNSHINY DAY, PART DEUX: WELL DUH April 8th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I appreciate all the suggestions you folks made for my […]
Reunion Mania 460 SOUNDGARDEN ANNOUNCE REUNION SHOW WITH LADY GAGA April 6th, 2010 at 9:25am Axl Rosenberg Soundgarden reunion rumors have been flying around almost as long […]
Worst Week Ever 60 IN WHICH WE REFUSED TO REUNITE April 2nd, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The weather is beautiful out, it’s the weekend, and I […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 70 NINE INCH NAILS 33 1/3: PRETTY HATE MACHINE FINALLY GETS A RELEASE (WE THINK) March 26th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Longtime readers of MetalSucks will know that I’m a big […]
Readers' Choice 140 SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE, PART INFINITY March 23rd, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Psych! Every time I hear about an amazing unsigned band […]
