Hipsters Out Of Metal! 200 METAL’S BIGGEST PETERS: SOILWORK’S PETER WICHERS TALKS THE PANIC BROADCAST, NEVERMORE, AND SLAUGHTER July 15th, 2010 at 5:00pm Anso DF Soilwork’s Peter Wichers doesn’t really know how to disappoint. He’s […]
Cinemetal 600 MARILYN MANSON IS PLAYING A DEATH METAL SINGER June 11th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Last month is was announced that Marilyn Manson and the […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2080 The History of Metalcore/Screamo June 7th, 2010 at 12:15pm Sergeant D First things first: screamo is literally worse than the Holocaust […]
The Webernets 60 YAHOO LIKES DEVIN TOWNSEND May 19th, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Is Yahoo’s crossword puzzle creator a metalhead? Given the fact […]
MetalSucks Mansion Mayhem 1 SMELL THE GLOVE: PARTY IN NYC, TOMORROW! April 19th, 2010 at 2:30pm MetalSucks We generally try to keep the local content we post […]
Interviews 80 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH ANDREW BONAZELLI, AUTHOR OF THE NEW NOVEL, A REGULAR, AND MANAGING EDITOR FOR DECIBEL… PLUS A FREE EXCERPT FROM THE BOOK! March 19th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg As managing editor of Decibel, Andrew Bonazelli makes your life […]
New Stuff 100 AND WHILE WE’RE ON THE TOPIC OF JUNKIES, HERE’S SLASH’S “BEAUTIFUL DANGEROUS” March 16th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Crazy/Beautiful is a 2001 teen soap opera movie in which […]
Reunion Mania 120 EVERYTHING’S RUINED: FAITH NO MORE TO REGALE HIPSTERS ON TWO COASTS IN 2010 March 12th, 2010 at 12:30pm Gary Suarez Well, after the official Coachella announcement, we’ve all been impatiently […]
Black Collar Workers 110 MARCH IS METAL MONTH! WHY CAN’T EVERY MONTH BE METAL MONTH? March 3rd, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein As Axl revealed to you all yesterday via the Completely […]
Contests 380 SCION ROCK FEST TICKET GIVEAWAY February 4th, 2010 at 10:40am MetalSucks The lineup for this year’s Scion Rock Fest speaks for […]
Tour de Force 320 THE FREE SCION ROCK FEST IS BACK, BABY! January 22nd, 2010 at 10:15am Axl Rosenberg Vince and I had an AMAZING time at least year’s […]
Ask Oderus 80 ASK ODERUS: ODERUS URUNGUS RETURNS TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT OPRAH, NECROPHILIA AND BESTIALITY PORN January 8th, 2010 at 12:15pm MetalSucks GREETINGS HUMAN SCUM, IT IS I, ME, THE LORD AND […]
Br00tal-lists 260 NICE BOY WINGERSCHMIDT’S “BEST” ALBUMS OF 2009 December 17th, 2009 at 4:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt Despite Axl’s & Vince’s (& the monkeys’) insistence that there […]
Show Reviews 560 WILL BARONESS TAKE THE COVETED BEST LIVE SET OF THE YEAR AWARD TWO YEARS IN A ROW? December 10th, 2009 at 3:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt Last year Baroness played a truly stellar set that left […]
Editorials 940 THE AUSTERITY PROGRAM’S JUSTIN FOLEY RESPONDS TO THAT “ELOQUENT” VILLAGE VOICE WRITER December 2nd, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks From time to time in the past we’ve exchanged e-mails […]
Worst Week Ever 140 IN WHICH WE HAD THE UNIVERSE IN OUR BALLS October 16th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Pretty big week here at the MetalSucks Mansion. We laughed, […]
Ask Oderus 240 ODERUS URUNGUS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT GOR-GOR, DIMEBAG, SWINE FLU, EUROVISION AND MORE October 6th, 2009 at 4:00pm MetalSucks It seems that Gwar’s Oderus Urungus is super-stoked on his […]
\m/ 70 RE-MIX ONE OF THE BEST ALBUMS OF THE YEAR, WIN SOME SH*T September 22nd, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I hadn’t listened to Coalesce’s Ox in a bit, so […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 310 I SEE YOU ARE EXCITED ABOUT BRUTAL LEGEND. I AM EXCITED ABOUT BRUTAL LEGEND, TOO. August 19th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg We’ve gotten a ridiculous number of e-mails over the past […]
\m/ 220 BLACK METAL DR. SEUSS March 4th, 2009 at 10:43am Vince Neilstein In honor of the birthday of Mr. Theodor Geisel, aka […]