New Stuff 100 AND WHILE WE’RE ON THE TOPIC OF JUNKIES, HERE’S SLASH’S “BEAUTIFUL DANGEROUS” March 16th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Crazy/Beautiful is a 2001 teen soap opera movie in which […]
Reunion Mania 120 EVERYTHING’S RUINED: FAITH NO MORE TO REGALE HIPSTERS ON TWO COASTS IN 2010 March 12th, 2010 at 12:30pm Gary Suarez Well, after the official Coachella announcement, we’ve all been impatiently […]
Black Collar Workers 110 MARCH IS METAL MONTH! WHY CAN’T EVERY MONTH BE METAL MONTH? March 3rd, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein As Axl revealed to you all yesterday via the Completely […]
New Stuff 120 WELL I’LL BE DAMNED: SLASH ACTUALLY RELEASED TWO GOOD SONGS IN ONE DAY March 1st, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Between his suicide-inducingly awful rape of “Paradise City,” his unveiling […]
Contests 380 SCION ROCK FEST TICKET GIVEAWAY February 4th, 2010 at 10:40am MetalSucks The lineup for this year’s Scion Rock Fest speaks for […]
Tour de Force 320 THE FREE SCION ROCK FEST IS BACK, BABY! January 22nd, 2010 at 10:15am Axl Rosenberg Vince and I had an AMAZING time at least year’s […]
Ask Oderus 80 ASK ODERUS: ODERUS URUNGUS RETURNS TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT OPRAH, NECROPHILIA AND BESTIALITY PORN January 8th, 2010 at 12:15pm MetalSucks GREETINGS HUMAN SCUM, IT IS I, ME, THE LORD AND […]
Br00tal-lists 260 NICE BOY WINGERSCHMIDT’S “BEST” ALBUMS OF 2009 December 17th, 2009 at 4:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt Despite Axl’s & Vince’s (& the monkeys’) insistence that there […]
Br00tal-lists 410 SAMMY O’HAGAR’S TOP TWENTY METAL ALBUMS OF 2009 December 17th, 2009 at 2:00pm Sammy O'Hagar To those of you that haven’t been paying attention (which […]
Show Reviews 560 WILL BARONESS TAKE THE COVETED BEST LIVE SET OF THE YEAR AWARD TWO YEARS IN A ROW? December 10th, 2009 at 3:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt Last year Baroness played a truly stellar set that left […]
Black Collar Workers 210 SO I GUESS ROADRUNNER RECORDS IS STILL SIGNING METAL BANDS AFTER ALL December 10th, 2009 at 12:59pm Vince Neilstein After the fracas that ensued following my post about the […]
Br00tal-lists 550 EVEN THE FRIGGIN’ ONION DID A DECADE-END LIST December 3rd, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Even though they started their own metal column this past […]
Editorials 940 THE AUSTERITY PROGRAM’S JUSTIN FOLEY RESPONDS TO THAT “ELOQUENT” VILLAGE VOICE WRITER December 2nd, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks From time to time in the past we’ve exchanged e-mails […]
Exclusive 140 EXCLUSIVE TOUR BLOG FROM BISON B.C.’S DAN AND (PART II) October 29th, 2009 at 4:00pm MetalSucks We loved the last tour blog that Bison B.C.’s Dan […]
Worst Week Ever 140 IN WHICH WE HAD THE UNIVERSE IN OUR BALLS October 16th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Pretty big week here at the MetalSucks Mansion. We laughed, […]
Ask Oderus 240 ODERUS URUNGUS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT GOR-GOR, DIMEBAG, SWINE FLU, EUROVISION AND MORE October 6th, 2009 at 4:00pm MetalSucks It seems that Gwar’s Oderus Urungus is super-stoked on his […]
Reviews 110 EVERYTHING BUT THE KITCHEN SINK INCLUDED ON DOOMRIDERS’ DARKNESS COME ALIVE September 29th, 2009 at 1:30pm Gary Suarez As rabid Converge fans chomp at the bit for the […]
\m/ 70 RE-MIX ONE OF THE BEST ALBUMS OF THE YEAR, WIN SOME SH*T September 22nd, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I hadn’t listened to Coalesce’s Ox in a bit, so […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 310 I SEE YOU ARE EXCITED ABOUT BRUTAL LEGEND. I AM EXCITED ABOUT BRUTAL LEGEND, TOO. August 19th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg We’ve gotten a ridiculous number of e-mails over the past […]
21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century... So Far 2700 THE 522 ALBUMS THAT DIDN’T MAKE THE LIST July 8th, 2009 at 9:00am MetalSucks The list was never meant to be definitive – there […]
