Cinemetal Reviews 260 RANDOM THOUGHTS ABOUT HAIR METAL IN HOT TUB TIME MACHINE March 24th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg About a month ago, Antonin Skullia, Esq. and myself got […]
Reunion Mania 430 MURDERDOLLS: A REUNION NO ONE BUT ME WILL BE HAPPY ABOUT March 24th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg I’m exaggerating, of course. Someone besides me will be happy […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 180 THE BLABBERMOUTH HEADLINE GAME: TESTAMENT EDITION March 4th, 2010 at 3:30pm Anso DF I love Blabbermouth cuz it rules and it’s easier than […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 550 GODSMACK THINK NIKKI SIXX WAS “CRYIN’ LIKE A BITCH” February 12th, 2010 at 12:41pm Axl Rosenberg One of New Year’s resolutions, next to start exercising (actually […]
Book Reviews 360 SLASH, TRASH, AND BASH: THIS IS HOW A ROCK STAR BOOK SHOULD BE WRITTEN February 2nd, 2010 at 1:25pm Corey Mitchell My never-ending pursuit of rock star book excellence continues. This […]
Book Reviews 530 STRUNG OUT JUNKIE ROCK STAR COMES OUT OF THE CLOSET IN BÖÖK January 5th, 2010 at 3:30pm Corey Mitchell I write books and also for MetalSucks so it’s about […]
Devin Townsend Sucks 830 HERE’S A BUNCH OF MUSIC SUGGESTIONS November 17th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks In no particular order…
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 190 NOT EXACTLY A CHURCH BURNING, IS IT? November 16th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Mayhem have perhaps one of the longest and most sordid […]
Tour de Force 310 JIZZ ALERT: THE FACELESS WILL PERFORM PLANETARY DUALITY IN ITS ENTIRETY ON UPCOMING TOUR! November 12th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein The Faceless’ Planetary Duality was one of our most favoritest […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 170 PURCHASE A SHARE IN ROYALTIES FROM A SONG THAT DOESN’T EARN ROYALTIES ANYMORE November 3rd, 2009 at 5:03pm Axl Rosenberg Remember when I posted Enuff Z’Nuff’s awesomely terrible video for […]
Cinemetal 2230 POLL: IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME TO SEE ONE PARTICULAR TOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? October 26th, 2009 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein I love playing ths game. The famed Metallica + GN’R […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 370 TALENTLESS HACK INSULTS FELLOW TALENTLESS HACK September 10th, 2009 at 12:34pm Axl Rosenberg This is a story about a band I don’t care […]
Editorials 1320 DO JUGGALOS MAKE BAD PARENTS? August 24th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg MS Maniac Allan Petteruto sent us the below. It’s actually […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 190 I WONDER IF THEY’RE SPEAKING FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE? July 29th, 2009 at 10:33am Axl Rosenberg Well, you can’t say that Jim Malone doesn’t have a […]
Ask Anton OyVey 190 ANTON OYVEY’S DOWNLOAD FESTIVAL RECAP! June 15th, 2009 at 2:31pm MetalSucks Hello, my Metalsucks children. I write you on this day […]
Reviews 360 THE MIGHTY RETURN OF BLACK SABBATH, DONE RIGHT May 8th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg There are probably more old farts making relevant music than […]
Poll 280 POLL: IS THE CURRENT TREND OF BANDS PERFORMING OLD ALBUMS IN THEIR ENTIRETY A GIMMICK? May 6th, 2009 at 3:00pm MetalSucks A few years ago Slayer performed Reign in Blood in […]
Exclusive 200 EXCLUSIVE: THE AUTUMN OFFERING’S MATT MCCHESNEY AND METALSUCKS’ AXL ROSENBERG MAKE NICE! PLUS THE DEBUT OF “THE CURTAIN HITS THE CAST,”THE NEW SINGLE FROM THE AUTUMN OFFERING! April 30th, 2009 at 2:25pm Axl Rosenberg As I mentioned earlier this week, a little while back […]
What the...?? 250 ANTHRAX ARE HEADLINING… ROCKLAHOMA? SERIOUSLY? March 26th, 2009 at 12:15pm Axl Rosenberg What do Twisted Sister, Great White, Kix, Nelson, Danger Danger […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 80 A NEW SUPERGROUP YOU CAN ONLY SEE AT… THE CIRCUS? February 27th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg First Maynard, now this. Look: I fucking love Vegas. I […]
