...And F*ck You Too 940 “SHOTGUN”: A DETAILED ANALYSIS OF THE NEW LIMP BIZKIT SINGLE May 16th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I got home from last night’s ridiculously, ludicrously fun Dillinger Escape […]
Editorials 860 THOUGHTS ON POT – METALHEADS LIGHTEN UP April 20th, 2011 at 12:00pm Corey Mitchell I’m probably the last guy around the MetalSucks Mansion that […]
Ask Oderus 270 ASK ODERUS: ODERUS ANSWERS QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR MOM, A GWAR VIDEO GAME AND THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE March 21st, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Greetings human filth, it is I, Oderus… no need for […]
Tour de Force 30 SXSW ’11: THE METAL SHOWCASES March 10th, 2011 at 2:30pm Corey Mitchell After a couple of months of hype, SXSW is finally […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 480 AMON AMARTH’S ALBUM ART FOR SURTUR RISING IS VIKING-TASTIC January 18th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Amon Amarth have released the cover art for their latest […]
Br00tal-lists 190 SATAN ROSENBLOOM’S TOP FIFTEEN METAL ALBUMS OF 2010 December 16th, 2010 at 12:30pm Satan Rosenbloom 1. Ludicra, The Tenant (Profound Lore) While I’ve been impressed […]
Contests 40 HEAVY METAL HALLOWEEN CONTEST RUNNER-UP ANNOUNCED! November 18th, 2010 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Congrats to MetalSucks Maniac Chainsword! He’s the winner of our […]
0 Privacy Policy November 15th, 2010 at 6:01pm Vince Neilstein Privacy Policy Effective Date 01/01/2020 This Privacy Policy describes our […]
Unsigned and Unholy 190 UNSIGNED & UNHOLY: A FEW BANDS THAT ARE BETTER THAN MEDIOCRE! November 9th, 2010 at 1:20pm Vince Neilstein Vira’s forthcoming 2011 album. I’ve spent enough time of late […]
Contests 390 HEAVY METAL HALLOWEEN CONTEST WINNER ANNOUNCED! PLUS, A READER’S POLL TO DETERMINE THE RUNNER-UP! November 5th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks First of all, congrats to MetalSucks Maniac Mykee Shaffer for […]
Contests 2650 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN ASSLOAD OF METAL BLADE RECORDS CDs AND T-SHIRTS! November 4th, 2010 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein The winner of last week’s contest did not follow instructions […]
What the...?? 580 THERE’S A HALF-NAKED SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL ON THE COVER OF REVOLVER October 15th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg So Revolver is getting ready to unveil their annual “The […]
Album of the Day 80 ALBUM OF THE DAY: SEAR BLISS’ THE ARCANE ODYSSEY September 17th, 2010 at 10:00am Dave Mustein It’s rare when I hear a black metal band these […]
Album of the Day 240 ALBUM OF THE DAY: AN ODE TO BON JOVI September 15th, 2010 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Girl metal fans kind of have to work harder to […]
Cinemetal 780 DIMMU BORGIR’S “GATEWAYS” IS THE PRETTIEST WAREHOUSE VIDEO EVER September 15th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg The first image of Dimmu Borgir’s new video, for the […]
Tour de Force 220 BARONESS APPARENTLY THE ONLY F’ING METAL BAND AT SEATTLE’S BUMBERSHOOT FESTIVAL THIS WEEKEND September 3rd, 2010 at 12:30pm Kip Wingerschmidt With a close sect of the Wingerschmidt clan having settled […]
Cinemetal 210 CINEMETAL ROUND-UP: NEW VIDEOS FROM VEIL OF MAYA, CANCER BATS, APOCALYPTICA, ASPHYX, AND DAGOBA August 30th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg As was the case last Wednesday, a whole buncha bands […]
Editorials 320 VARIATIONS ON EDDIE WE’D LIKE TO SEE IN THE FUTURE August 17th, 2010 at 1:20pm MetalSucks There has been quite a lot of debate over the […]
Contests 2050 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A 4-PACK OF CDs FROM METAL BLADE! August 12th, 2010 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein The funny thing about the photo for last week’s photo […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE HAD A BEAR PARTY July 16th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Just so you know, when Vince and I cuddle, he’s […]
