Admin 0 Oh, Pity, the MetalSucks Comments Section is Down February 22nd, 2018 at 10:17am MetalSucks Also: Phil Labonte complained about MetalSucks on Infowars.
Contests 0 We’re Giving Away Tickets to Every Stop on the Melvins’ Upcoming North American Tour! February 19th, 2018 at 1:13pm MetalSucks In celebration of their forthcoming new album Pinkus Abortion Technician.
Tour de Force 0 Melvins Announce New Album + Tour Because it’s Monday February 12th, 2018 at 10:34am Axl Rosenberg These dudes are tireless!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: February 9, 2018 February 9th, 2018 at 9:22am Phil Boozeman Your one-stop shop for all the week’s heaviest releases including Rotting Christ, Legend of the Seagullmen, Misery Index, The Atlas Moth, Harm’s Way and many more.
Editorials 0 Why It’s Important to Stop Using “Female-Fronted” as a Metal Genre Right Now February 7th, 2018 at 12:57pm MetalSucks “Female-fronted” is not a genre. Stop saying it.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: January 12, 2018 January 12th, 2018 at 11:13am Phil Boozeman Your one-stop shop for all the week’s heaviest releases including Watain, Panphage, Avatar, Bleeding Gods, Hamferð and many more!
New Stuff 0 Oh My God This New Track by The Crown!!! January 9th, 2018 at 10:11am Vince Neilstein Get in here and right now and listen to this!
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 15: Define “Catch” December 18th, 2017 at 4:31pm MetalSucks Todd Gurley is a beast, the Giants lose again and the Patriots edge out the Steelers due to a rules snafu.
My Metal T-Shirt Collection 0 The Number 12 Looks Like You’s Jesse Korman Shows Off His Favorite Metal T-Shirts December 13th, 2017 at 1:54pm MetalSucks Goatwhore, Cannibal Corpse… Michael Jackson!
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Misadventures in Heavy Metalling: The Tome of the Most Metal Xerox Copier Repairman Ever December 11th, 2017 at 4:06pm Rowdy Geirsson I love showing up for work because every time I go to the office it brings me a little closer to Satan.
Br00tal-lists 0 Axl Rosenberg’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2017 – The “Serious” Version December 7th, 2017 at 1:19pm Axl Rosenberg Same list, now with 100% less humor.
Br00tal-lists 0 Excretakano’s Top 15 Metal Albums of 2017 December 7th, 2017 at 11:19am MetalSucks Pallbearer, Converge, Enslaved, Godflesh, and more!
Br00tal-lists 0 Phil Boozeman’s Top 15 Metal Albums of 2017 December 6th, 2017 at 11:00am Phil Boozeman Fit for an Autopsy, Through the Eyes of the Dead, Winds of Plague, Enterprise Earth, and more!
Br00tal-lists 0 Sucking All the Way to the Bank: Emperor Rhombus’ Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2017 December 5th, 2017 at 9:44am Emperor Rhombus Cannibal Corpse, The Black Dahlia Murder, Wolves in the Throne Room, Warbringer, and more!
Br00tal-lists 0 Vince Neilstein’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2017 December 4th, 2017 at 12:57pm Vince Neilstein The Contortionist, Darkest Hour, Mutoid Man, Woe and more!
Editorials 0 Magic: The Gathering is Metal AF November 28th, 2017 at 12:41pm MetalSucks The most brutal card game ever.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: November 24, 2017 November 24th, 2017 at 10:03am Phil Boozeman Your one-stop shop for all the week’s heaviest releases including Taake, Aetherian, Thantifaxath, SECT, The Modern Age Slavery and many more.
Br00tal-lists 0 The Ten Most Metal Animal Skulls November 21st, 2017 at 12:09pm Emperor Rhombus Want to spruce up your depictions of Hell? Come on in.
Barbarous Book Club 0 Read Frank Bill’s The Savage, The Most Metal Novel of 2017 November 21st, 2017 at 11:58am Emperor Rhombus Blood and teeth, grit and guts, carbine and tattoo ink, a world gone mad. A reading rainbow.
Black Collar Workers 0 The Dusk in Us Gives Converge Their Best-Ever First-Week Sales November 15th, 2017 at 11:33am Axl Rosenberg Holy shit, a GOOD band is doing well you guys!!!
