Hipsters Out Of Metal! 190 31 DAYS OF FAITH NO MORE: “STRIPSEARCH” August 3rd, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Spurred by a lazy crossword clue in The Onion (36 down, four […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 240 31 DAYS OF FAITH NO MORE: “RICOCHET” August 2nd, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Spurred by a lazy crossword clue in The Onion (36 down, four […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 500 31 DAYS OF FAITH NO MORE: “LAND OF SUNSHINE” August 1st, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Spurred by a lazy crossword clue in The Onion (36 down, four […]
Green Eggs and Slam 520 PEEP MY NEW IMMORTAL SHIRT, EXCLUSIVELY AT URBN OUTFITTERS! July 29th, 2011 at 4:30pm Sergeant D As many of you know, my highly successful BURZUM clothing […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 450 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY – THE JULY 26TH, 2011 EDITION July 26th, 2011 at 2:00pm Vic Vaughn Well, this is a strange week. On the one hand, […]
The Bravest Man In Metal 80 THE BRAVEST MAN IN METAL: THE KEN MODE TOUR EDITION – PART II June 24th, 2011 at 4:20pm Kevin Stewart-Panko Can I make one thing clear? The debut Bravest Man […]
This Sucks 210 R.I.P. MARIO COMESANAS June 14th, 2011 at 10:30am MetalSucks More terrible news this week. The following message was posted […]
Interviews 340 EXCLUSIVE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW: NEIL FALLON OF CLUTCH May 23rd, 2011 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein I recently had the opportunity to chat with vocalist Neil […]
Contests 370 AMON AMARTH VIKING BEARD CONTEST: WINNERS ANNOUNCED! May 19th, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks We had tons of fun sorting through all the entries […]
...And F*ck You Too 940 “SHOTGUN”: A DETAILED ANALYSIS OF THE NEW LIMP BIZKIT SINGLE May 16th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I got home from last night’s ridiculously, ludicrously fun Dillinger Escape […]
Editorials 860 THOUGHTS ON POT – METALHEADS LIGHTEN UP April 20th, 2011 at 12:00pm Corey Mitchell I’m probably the last guy around the MetalSucks Mansion that […]
Ask Oderus 270 ASK ODERUS: ODERUS ANSWERS QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR MOM, A GWAR VIDEO GAME AND THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE March 21st, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Greetings human filth, it is I, Oderus… no need for […]
Tour de Force 30 SXSW ’11: THE METAL SHOWCASES March 10th, 2011 at 2:30pm Corey Mitchell After a couple of months of hype, SXSW is finally […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 480 AMON AMARTH’S ALBUM ART FOR SURTUR RISING IS VIKING-TASTIC January 18th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Amon Amarth have released the cover art for their latest […]
Br00tal-lists 190 SATAN ROSENBLOOM’S TOP FIFTEEN METAL ALBUMS OF 2010 December 16th, 2010 at 12:30pm Satan Rosenbloom 1. Ludicra, The Tenant (Profound Lore) While I’ve been impressed […]
Contests 40 HEAVY METAL HALLOWEEN CONTEST RUNNER-UP ANNOUNCED! November 18th, 2010 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Congrats to MetalSucks Maniac Chainsword! He’s the winner of our […]
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Unsigned and Unholy 190 UNSIGNED & UNHOLY: A FEW BANDS THAT ARE BETTER THAN MEDIOCRE! November 9th, 2010 at 1:20pm Vince Neilstein Vira’s forthcoming 2011 album. I’ve spent enough time of late […]
Contests 390 HEAVY METAL HALLOWEEN CONTEST WINNER ANNOUNCED! PLUS, A READER’S POLL TO DETERMINE THE RUNNER-UP! November 5th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks First of all, congrats to MetalSucks Maniac Mykee Shaffer for […]
Contests 2650 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN ASSLOAD OF METAL BLADE RECORDS CDs AND T-SHIRTS! November 4th, 2010 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein The winner of last week’s contest did not follow instructions […]