Viral Vomit 0 Need Some Motivation? Here’s Hardcore Shia LaBeouf! June 11th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Watch this video. JUST DO IT!!!
This Sucks 0 33 Hospitalized After God Smites German Metal Festival June 8th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus One strike, it’s a terrible accident. Two, you gotta wonder.
Level Up 0 Guitar Hero Live: Will U Jam It? June 5th, 2015 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein Tracklist for the new game looks pretty promising.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Slayer Announce New Album Title, Release Date May 22nd, 2015 at 9:00am Axl Rosenberg This is very silly.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Ten Musicians Who Should Be Suspended May 13th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus As long as the NFL is scapegoating Tom Brady, we have some suggestions of our own.
Mark for War 0 Mark For War: The Old Corgan Try May 7th, 2015 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Eddie examines what impact the Smashing Pumpkins’ Billy Corgan will have for TNA now that’s he a booker.
Lolz 0 More Crappy Day Jobs Held by Metal Gods April 17th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus Zetro and Chuck Billy aren’t the only ones with behind-the-scenes day jobs.
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a Limited Edition Goatwhore Silkscreened Poster April 16th, 2015 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Sammy Duet’s balls are THIS big.
Barbarous Book Club 0 Here’s the Cover for Randy Blythe’s Memoir April 10th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg The heavy metal water cooler book of the year.
Rampant Rumors 0 And the Lineup for the 2015 Rockstar Mayhem Festival is… March 16th, 2015 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein If the rumors are true, Slayer and King Diamond will headline.
Black Collar Workers 0 Wanna Know How Much Money Hatebreed, Misfits, Enslaved and Others Earn to Play Shows? March 12th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Muh-nay muh-nay muh-nay muhhhhhh-nay… MUH-NAY!
Metal Metsieh 0 Amazon Has More Than 1,000 Metal and Hard Rock Albums on Sale for $6.99 or Less! March 10th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Including new and classic releases by Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Slayer, Slipknot, Lamb of God, Behemoth, Arch Enemy, and more.
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week March 6th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Cannibal Corpse, Black Sabbath, Killswitch Engage, and more.
Tour de Force 0 2015 Rockstar Mayhem Festival to Announce Line-Up Next Month March 4th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Who will be on the bill?
Black Collar Workers 0 Wanna Know How Much Money Mastodon, Machine Head, Asking Alexandria, Foo Fighters and Others Earn to Play Shows? February 26th, 2015 at 12:00pm MetalSucks All of these bands earn more money than you :(
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from The MetalSucks Mansion Archives! January 27th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg This band failed to grasp the concept of branding. You could win swag. Their loss is your gain!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: January 20, 2015 January 20th, 2015 at 12:00pm David Lee Rothmund Alright now look. Several dorky bands have albums out today, and I don’t want anybody shoving them around just cuz they’re different! Theirs and a bunch of awesome heavy new releases in here.
Black Collar Workers 0 Wanna Know How Much Money Mastodon, Devin Townsend, Within Temptation and More Earn to Play Shows? January 14th, 2015 at 10:00am MetalSucks This only shows you part of the picture… but they’re still fun to look at!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Fifty Metal Predictions for 2015 January 5th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Look into our crystal ball…
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Former Rings of Saturn Guitarist Joel Omans: “Lucas Mann is a Hack of a Musician” December 18th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Mann “stresses the band into recording songs note by note, releases them, [but] doesn’t learn them,” says Omans.
